"Rockstar" - R. Kelly f/Ludacris & Kid Rock

Ludacris: "How many times you gonna *** before I poke you to death?"

"My Wife & Kids"

Tisha Campbell as Gina: "What kind of foolishness?"

"My Wife & Kids"

Damon Wayans as Michael: "Uhh, nuh."

"South Park"

Cartman: "Screw you guys, I'm going home!"

"Just do it with love.."
-With Love, Hilary Duff

"Love melove me feed the flame.."
-Play with Fire, Hilary Duff

Songs

"To the left, to the left"- Beyonce- Irreplaceable
"This **** is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S!- Gwen Stefani- Hollaback Girl


TV Shows

"Did I doooooo thaaaaaat"- Family Matters- Steve
"That was dreadful"- American Idol- Simon

Movies

"Kelly Clarkson!"- 40 Year Old Virgin
"I'm the king of the world!- Titanic
"I object!"- Legally Blonde
"Bend, & snap!"- Legally Blonde

Angel:
Spike:"Me & Angel have never been intimate except that ONE Time" (Power Play)
Angel:"Lets Go To Work" (Not Fade Away)
Angel:"Personally I Wanna Slay The Dragon" (Not Fade Away)
Lorne:"Is There A Geppeto In The House?" (Smile Time)
Doyle:"You Game" Angel:"I'm Game" (City Of)
Angel:"My Parents Were Great Tasted Like Chicken" (Sense & Sensitivity)

Songs

"Can U Handle Me the Way I Are?"- Timbalnd - Way i Are
"Feel the rain on your skin, noone else can feel it for u! Bedingfield - Unwritten

Movies

"Well, I don't eat anything and when I feel like I'm about to faint I eat a cube of cheese." - Devil Wears Prada (This is the craziest thing I've ever heard..........Still, I like them thin!
"This is way too smart for the Iranians" - Transformers

It's so clear to me I can't give up your love without dying baby
WAIT FOR YOU- NELLY FURTADO


Baby if we're gonna do it, come on do it right
4 IN THE MORNING- GWEN STEFANI

"You got me tossin' and turnin' and can't sleep at night"
Rihanna - SOS

"Try and take me out to dinner, I'll cancel it"
Cassie - Long Way 2 Go

"I might as well take a gun and put it to his head"
Rihanna - Unfaithful

nice lines!!!

"The Golden Girls"

Rose: "I just got a special delivery letter from St. Olaf. Oh, no! It's from the Department of Water and Coffee!"
Dorothy: "Coffee?"
Rose: "No, thanks. It makes me jumpy."

"You know it's now or never...i have a feeling inside" - Pure Intuition
"Underneath Your Clothes There is an endless story...there is the man i chose there is my territory" - Underneath Your Clothes
"OH BABY!!!! when you talk like that...you make a woman go mad...so be wise and keep on reading the signs of my body...." Hips Don't Lie

Its not my favorite, but Nicole sounds so hot saying this:

"Boy, you want my body
Wanna ride it like a Harley
Once or twice around the block
I bet I'll have you saying 'woh woh'"

"Out to acquire, the eyes are on fire, you are the unforecasted storm" - Brianstorm (Arctic Monkeys)

"What is history but a set of lies agreed upon?" - Desperate Housewives (taken from Napoleon)

"In letting you go, I'm loving myself. You've got a problem. But don't come asking me for help." - JoJo, Too Little Too Late

"Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend somewhere a long in the bitterness." - The Fray, How To Save A Life

"Feeny. Feeny. Fee-hee-hee-hee-nay!" - Eric, Boy Meets World

Carolyn: Do I know you?
Hostage: My son Jordan's in your sunday school class.
Carolyn: Oh yes, he's a great little boy. So don't do anything that will make him wake up tomorrow without a mommy.

Carolyn: She put the moves on your husband? Why didn't you say so?
[Carolyn shoots Nora]
[Lynette is speechless]
Carolyn: I believe the phrase you are looking for is... thank you?

-- Desperate Housewives, Bang

Thanks

The Simpsons!!

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

Barney: Hello, my name is Barney Gumble, and I'm an alcoholic.
Lisa: Mr Gumble, this is a girl scouts meeting.
Barney: Is it, or is it you girls can't admit that you have a problem?

Homer: Lisa, would you like a donut?
Lisa: No thanks. Do you have any fruit?
Homer: This donut has purple in it. Purple is a fruit.

^Those are too funny!