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Comments/Reviews on the Westboro Baptist Church Website(mess
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melovepeas
4 weeks ago
they turned me straight and now i no longer have constipation or chronic diarrhea. I AM SAVED! my butthole has become an exit only and now...i finally feel like i can play football. i never could play sports when i was gay.. but now that i'm straight - i can do anything! they made sure i would never have homosexual fantasies ever again.. the mere thought of having sex with the same gender caused my left arm to start itching and i got a bad headache. i almost went blind and my teeth turned brown and i had a fever of 108. but no more! it was a transition i was willing to take! my wife is perfectly fine with me having oral sex with men in the past.. because she experienced this wonderful church with me. we go there all the time now. and she even testifies the GLORY of my STORY! it's not everyday you meet a converted homosexual who is now a SAVED CHRISTIAN! for my wife? it's a HUGE turn on! HALLELUJAH!!!!!
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Precious Jones
2 weeks ago
I also hate gayyyzz eveen tho im gay but these guyz are good
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Matt Namram
3 weeks ago-
This place is awesome. I came in to mass with a big chaw in my mouth and a deep hatred for love in my heart. Now let me tell you I left with the chaw in my stomach and the hatred in my mouth. These guys truly get it, God doesn't want me to follow the golden rule, he want's me to spit chew tobacco in the eyes of gay people! Jesus clearly didn't believe in turning the other cheek and unconditional love and all that bs, Jesus hated plenty of people, lepers, Jews, blind people, ****, his dead friends, and pretty much everyone else. Jesus didn't die for everyone's sins, he died for the sins of the people who took the words of the Bible literally, which when he died consisted of what we know as the old testament, the only part that existed at that time. Society killed Jesus because he was an affront to the words of that book, oh wait, I'm starting to feel dizzy, what's that mean? Oh no, I think my heads going to explode.... Where's my meth? Ok, now I feel better, see ya'll at next weeks service. Glad I ain't going to hell like Ghandi, I'm itchy..........
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