Let's play this game, Dear Diary. Every poster posts two sentences, the sentences need to be related to the ones of the post above.

AT the end, we'll have a sort of book/autobiography.

I'll start.

Your turn

"How did Mary know Roar would sound like Brave?" I asked myself. Surely there must have been some type of supernatural foreplay involved.

well done!

However, they changed station and Work Bitch came on. It reminded me of Britney and also reminded me I wanted some Cheetos.

I went into the junk food section when I saw my high school teacher Jennifer James. She greeted me with a big smile and hugs but there were tears in her eyes.

mess i thought she was old

One of the things she was tired of was this thread. It was so repetitive, bland and boring. MaRy should've known better for being an Elissa stan and still having that same avi on for what seems like the past millennium.

No one really did know how Ms. James knew of ATRL, yet alone had a account and lurked. But it was probably the supernatural too.

I am dying here

No one is making me a new avi

Ms. James was just 26, she loved pop music. I asked her what was wrong, she looked at me straight in the eyes and whispered "problems of the heart"

Of course I thought she was lying big time. But nevertheless, it was my chance to comfort her and possibly invite her to go out one of these days.

Deep down I knew she was a huge Britney and Gaga fan, and their albums sales had her so bad... But then, I told her both albums would outsold Prism, and she finally laguhed

But that was a lie... Why was I lying to her. I felt bad and to make up I invited her for coffee.

But she rejected my offer, she doesn't like coffee so instead we went out for beer and discussed Lady Gaga's flawless Applause

She told me she loves applause and after a could of beers she started singing and dancing in front of me. I was shocked and mesmerized.

Right after she finished, I notice our beer pints were empty, over as some popstars' careers. But unlike them, we filled them up, now focusing on flawless Rihanna and pitied her absence this November

Then I thought I might be doing something wrong. I mean, which "straight" guy has a diary and only talks about female popstars' careers? Exactly. None.

"It was now clear to me that I was not like other males; I was destined to be something more. I scheduled an appearance to be on The Oprah Winfrey show to discuss gender reassignment surgery in the hopes of releasing the album of the decade/millenium."

So I called Oprah, but she didn't answer. That when I realized that I was even less relevant that Legend X and Lady Gaga... So I felt sad. Depressive.

After the surgery i felt like i could complete my dreams to become a pop girl, even bigger than cher! However my gonads started to itch....