PhD in Quantum Physics Claims Janet's breast can save world
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When Hollywood rewrites this story, it will become known as the day that Janet Jackson saved planet earth. According to company legend, YouTube was created after one of its inventors had trouble accessing a video of Jackson’s moment of “wardrobe malfunction” breast exposure during the 2004 Super Bowl. The video-sharing website’s latest achievement is to become the source of scientific data that might help us evade the next big asteroid threat.
The death of her career can mean our survival.
She sacrificed herself so that we could live.
But that also means she will resurrect if History repeats itself.
