My mom knows how to drag for filth
My dad is the male Mariah when it comes to shade

They have their moments.

In b4 this thread turns into an innuendo mess

My mom drags a lot of people, especially Nicki and Gaga

Today I asked my dad to pick me up from school and he asked what school I went to

My Mom is shady as ****, but my dad isn't at all.

My mom drags pretty much everyone, to the point where I've been offended by some of her statements. If I repeated what she said about Rihanna I'd probably get banned

Well my mom asked me a few days ago if I knew how to change a light bulb so I guess pretty shady

Yes especially my mom
She even said she wants Nicki to die
Glad they both stan for Rih tho

Yes, my mom actually shaded Katy yesterday, even though she actually likes a few of her songs.

They drag me every single day of my life

Imagine a parent version of ATRL. It'd be ruthless!

Guys, post examples of your parents shades, ready to laugh my ass off!

My parents straight up **** **** up they don't shade.
My grandmother is mad shady though.
She will record conversations and use them against you later.
The stories I could tell.

My mom and dad can drag you within an inch of your life, they purposefully talk about "The queen" and then start listing Bey songs to piss me off

My car used to not have a radio in it, so I had to use CD's. When Unapologetic came out, I was gonna go on a day-trip with my mom so I figured I would play the songs for her. My dad overheard us, burned a copy of "4" and took Unapologetic out of the car. We drove in silence

My grandmother oh my god let me post an example.
She told my little brother he couldn't bust a grape in a fruit factory.
My GREAT grandmothers shade is legendary.
So when I was little I went to one of her parties and my dad bought her hot dogs for the party and me and my siblings were being mad shady to her and she said "we don't want y'all wienies" .
So her husband just died and she was like " Imma miss him but at least I ain't gotta take care of his old crippled ass no mo"
And she was like "all I know is that old ex-***** his sister better not show up or I'mma kill that old hoe dead"
Country ass old black lady

Yes my mom always calls ke$ha Keisha and she basically calls any pop girl (Britney, Taylor, Rihanna, Gaga) Katy perry, she thinks they are all the same person

My mom is EXTREMELY shady.

My dad is more straight up. I'm more like my dad to be honest. Loud, obnoxious and honest lol