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Save Your Son from Gayness in Seven Easy Steps!
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James Dobson’s Focus on the Family has posted this delightful series of articles on how to instill your children with the proper “gender identification.” The first piece is called “Is my child becoming a homosexual?” and it basically says that if your child exhibits “gender confusion,” there’s a good chance that he’ll turn into a fruit:
Evidences of gender confusion or doubt in boys ages 5 to 11 may include:
1. A strong feeling that they are “different” from other boys.
So if your son is different from other boys, he’s well on his way to becoming a homosexual. Make sure to stamp out his individuality at all costs, and discourage him from developing any original thoughts or ideas.
(And incidentally, if feeling different or apart from other boys your age is a good indicator of future gayness, doesn’t this mean Ben Shapiro is… OK, I won’t say it. I don’t want Jim to get too excited.)
2. A tendency to cry easily, be less athletic, and dislike the roughhousing that other boys enjoy.
And make sure that you sign your son up for manly sports like football or lacrosse- running track just won’t cut it. If he’s still not into roughousing after playing football, buy him a gun and teach him to shoot defenseless animals. After all, nothing exhibits masculine bravery and valor like shooting harmless herbivores from fifty yards away.
3. A persistent preference to play female roles in make-believe play.
If you catch him trying on mommy’s shoes, slap him. And most importantly, don’t let him watch cartoons featuring this wascally gay-enabler:
4. A strong preference to spend time in the company of girls and participate in their games and other pastimes.
Similarly, don’t let your daughters hang around boys who like spending time with girls. You can read more about this in another Focus on the Family article, called “Is My Daughter Becoming a *** Hag?”
5. A susceptibility to be bullied by other boys, who may tease them unmercifully and call them “queer,” “fag” and “gay.”
In other words, a susceptibility to be bullied by boys who were raised by people like James Dobson.
6. A tendency to walk, talk, dress and even “think” effeminately.
Yes, even if your son walks, talks and dresses like a man, there could be covert gayness lurking deep within his thoughts. You might want to hook him up to an E-Meter and show him pictures of Chippendale dancers to see if he gets aroused. (And if he does, seek professional help.)
7. A repeatedly stated desire to be ? or insistence that he is ? a girl.
Well, I’m a lesbian because I’m not as stupid most straight guys, but I’m still attracted to women. Is that OK, Dr. Dobson? Is it cool to be a lesbian if I’m a guy?
If your child is experiencing several signs of gender confusion, professional help is available. It’s best to seek that help before your child reaches puberty.
And definitely before he buys his first Cher album.
“By the time the adolescent hormones kick in during early adolescence, a full-blown gender identity crisis threatens to overwhelm the teenager,” warns psychologist Dr. James Dobson.
To compound the problem, many of these teens experience “great waves of guilt accompanied by secret fears of divine retribution.”
Fears that are completely justified, mind you: if God catches your son playing with dolls, He’s liable to smack the **** out of him.
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