Ed Sheeran: Miley Cyrus is ‘packaged the wrong way’
Ed Sheeran – the teddybear of pop – has… well he’s said some things about Miley Cyrus. And how she takes her clothes off and writhes around in rubber undergarments more suited to less-than-continent pensioners. GO ON, ED! SHOW HER WHAT’S UP!
But, actually, it being Ed Sheeran, his version of ‘throwing shade’ is ‘basically a compliment, just said in a slightly sad voice’.
He told the Mirror: “I think she’s got an amazing voice. I just think she’s packaged the wrong way.
“When I first heard Wrecking Ball, I thought it was a brilliant song, but the video distracts too much from it.”
Ed also reckons all the crotch-thrusting and hardware-straddling and finger-lickin’ and Thicke-rubbing that Miley does is bad for the kids who watch it and are encouraged by it i.e. and so: Ed Sheeran thinks children shouldn’t twerk. GO ON, ED! SHOW HER WHAT’S UP!
“I think encouraging young people to twerk might be a bad thing,” he said, politely. “It’s a stripper’s move. If I had a daughter of nine, I wouldn’t want her twerking.” And so ends our dreams of seeing Ed Sheeran, in nude-coloured pants and nothing else, twerking along to Lego House. Thanks for destroying our dreams, Ed Sheeran.
And so ends our dreams of seeing Ed Sheeran, in nude-coloured pants and nothing else, twerking along to Lego House. Thanks for destroying our dreams, Ed Sheeran.
Human Garfield didn't lie though. Miley could do so much better..... she's getting attention and buzz, but she could look for other ways to get it. I still stan fa ha
Human Garfield didn't lie though. Miley could do so much better..... she's getting attention and buzz, but she could look for other ways to get it. I still stan fa ha
