Okay, for those uninitiated with the whole MTW process, you basically tell us how you feel about the lovely members of this forum without actually saying their names. Negative, positive, whatever, everything is fair game.
I'll give you a couple, just to explain what i'm talking about
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1) I used to think you were cool, but the more and more I think about you and see your posts, the more and more I want to smack you in the face.
2) Why is it that you're so loved by so many people here? You are a disease. You have made maybe one or two posts that were worth a damn and you've been posting here for a while now.
3) Okay, stop acting like a *****. Stop telling everybody that you like to suck dick. Some of us actually don't care.
4) I think I dislike you more than anyone else on this forum right now. Here, let me give you an example of what you're like: Imagine there's this big party. Everyone's invited. Mostly everyone is there(some people are slackers
). We're all having a jolly good time and having a blast. Hell, Ike's breakdancing. Then, all of a sudden, you come to the party and bring in your negative vibes, acting all serious and ignorant, telling us all how pathetic we are for having fun. You are the death of the party, you have gotten on my last nerve and I cannot stand you. If you were banned today, I would thank the stars above. Take your butt buddy with you, while you're at it.
5) It's time to give it up, dude. You've lost. It's over. Accept your defeat like a man.
6) I know why so many people actively don't like you, but you've got enough redeeming qualities for me to respect you and continue to talk to you. But sometimes, your opinions are incredibly hard to take.
7) I miss you so much. You were probably my best male friend on here and then you just disappeared. We need more people like you, dude.
8) Sometimes, I can't stand you. Other times, I think you're quite alright. Make up your mind, darnit.
9) I can't believe how far you've come since you were a newb. I remember having this big argument with you and wondering how someone with your intelligence(or lack thereof) could exist. Now, you are almost a completely different person and you have great ideas that can make this forum better. If only you weren't such a big fan of The Dutchess herself.
10) I feel like I don't even know you anymore, but I wish it wasn't like this. I wish you'd get online now so we can start talking again and, maybe, reconnect and talk like we used to.
11) I think you are the single most useless poster this forum has ever seen.
12) Sometimes, I CAN'T STAND your taste, but you make up for it by generally being a fun to talk to person. Yeah, yeah, I know, bring back The Chosen One. I know.
13) I generally think of you as a brother. A sick and twisted brother, but a brother nonetheless.
14) If it wasn't for you, I would have stopped coming to this forum a long tine ago. You complete me.
15) And STAY GONE, you bible thumping, pompous asshole.
16) I don't care about you enough to feel annoyed by you.
17) You are, without a doubt, the Queen Bitch to my King Bitch. I can see why some people cannot stand you, but I think you're awesome.
18) I used to think you were the devil in human form. For years, I wanted to KILL you. You were about as annoying and egomaniacal and just plain cruel as they come. But then I grew up. I respect you so much now. I know I don't really show it, but I really think you are the single most important non-admin poster ever to grace this forum.
19) I think you're a bit too cruel with a certain mermaid lover, but you make up for it by just generally being a cool person to talk to. Besides, you're my dad. How could I ever be mad at you?
20) You, sir, are becoming #7 to me. I've thought of you as a good friend for years, but now, it appears that our mindsets are becoming eerily similar. I think you are incredibly intelligent and beyond funny. You are what #7 was to me when #7 was still around.
21) (This is for multiple people, including #13) You guys are the craziest mother****ers in the world. And I love you for that, I SAY I SAY. Cool and awesome people FTW.
22) (This is for multiple people) You guys are coupled together with a bunch of morons, but you really shouldn't be. One of you in particular is one of my favorite posters right now.
23) I've been so scared of you for quite a while now(in fact, you're the only person i've ever talked to here that I am afraid to even say hello to) and I know I shouldn't be, but I am. I've thought for years that you really don't like me and that you would want me to jump off of a bridge. When we met a couple years back, I was terrified. I didn't know what to do or think or say because I really didn't want you to be on my bad side. The same thing happened last summer. I don't know what it is, but i'm actively afraid to do anything wrong when i'm around you. It might be because of our past, it might be because I respect you way too much, I don't know. I just want you to know that I am so sorry for being afraid of you for all this time. I hope you can understand.
24) I know that you don't like me. I know that you think of me the same way you did five years ago. I just want to say that I am not going to change my ways and i'm not going to stop being me just because you don't like me. I am the way I am, and if you can't respect that, then **** you.
25) We seriously do not talk anymore. We barely talk to each other in the chat nowadays. That's really sad to me. I think it may be because i've changed as a person over the years and you are still the same ol' person I knew back then(but definitely more wise), but I still think of you as one of my best friends, even though we don't talk anymore.
EDIT: A couple more...
26) I don't know why I thought you hated me so much. Maybe it was because of some of the things i've said. But you and I are cool now.
27) You are one of the few people I can actively talk to about video games without feeling like I know so much more about video games than the person i'm talking to. I actually think this is what we needed to bond like we once did.
28) You were the person that coined the phrase "Poison *****", and for that, i'm eternally grateful.
29) Shut up. Just shut your mouth.
30) I want you to listen to me and listen good: Of all of the people on this forum, I would want to see you be banned the most. Ever since last summer, I have thought of you as a moron, a fool and a complete jackass with no common sense whatsoever and an IQ of 10. I still think that way about you and wish you would leave. To me, you are an insignifigant, pathetic little worm that should have never crossed paths with me. I will make you regret it one of these days, mark my words.
Alright, now have at it, kids.
, mwahaha. I hope you never figure out this is you.
Thanks.
