Then, in a moment that no one quite expected, our shining star and radiant queen, the legendary Miss Britney Spears, turned her radiant countenance towards us. With a message.
September 15, 2013
“Work Bitch” is released.
The call had been sounded.
And our governors listened.
Unemployment dropped 3%.
People stopped eating too much...
...and people started drinking enough.
Even the most hopeless among us found inspiration.
Things that have previously failed started working.
