"My goal in '07 is to lose a few pounds" "Plain and simple"





Kevin Federline has resolved to crawl back under the rock he came from.





Nicole's resolution is that she will start eating again!




I resolve to make a smooth transition to my new home and, of
course, take over leadership.



After having two kids, Britney Vows to be more careful in the coming year and takes to wearing a chastity belt.



They resolve their differences! Awwwww!




Paris Hilton declares that she will be celibate in 2007 and give her p***y a well deserved rest.




"To replace Letterman"




O.J. Simpson's 2007 New Year's Resolution - Write a new book titled,
"If I Didn't Do It, Here's How I Wouldn't Have Done It"




Due to sagging poll Numbers, Hillary vows to pull out all the stops and sex herself up in order to attract the Male vote

omg!!!! PARIS, HILary, OPRAH, DONALD, ROSIE, RICHIE, SADDAM....HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BRITNEY, KEVIN AND O.J HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

That is too damn funny.LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes is funny, but Britney never was fat

I love paris one =X

LOL at Oprah.That's actually Nicole Richie's body.

Awww..Paris...Look..there's a cat beside her.so angelic.so is her next album has a gospel-influenced one?

Britney...Wow...can't say anything...

haha oprah and nicoles are the best!