....... wut.

Lord if someone ****ed up my hair i'd beat their ass to hell and back

Does throwing gum in someone's hair when you were younger count

How? And no.

I was smoking some marijuana with one of my friends one time and I accidentally set a piece of her hair ablaze.
She was too stoned to care though, she just laughed.

I pretended I was cutting my brother's hair and he leaned back and his hair fell right between the scissors as I was closing them.
I kept telling him that the bald spot made him look like a top model

no.

I accidentally dyed my friends hair blonde because I accidentally switched the dyes when I took them out of the box (i was doing two people's hair)... she screamed at me at first, and I felt bad, but she ended up loving it.

nope.

i've cut like 6 or 7 people's hair in my life and i always did a great job. i do my research before i get to cutting so.

I put some oil in my sister's hair 2 years ago, just for fun.. I'm so bad lol

I threw gum into a girls hair but I felt so bad afterwards when she started to cry

Oh and in sixth grade I got sticky tack in the girl's hair that sat in front of me. She bawled her eyes out.

yas, my Salvadorian friend with curly hair like shakira wanted straight bangs

Ok here's the tea:

I was bored in school and there was a lighter nearby so I kinda burnt like 2 mm of this girl's hairtips for like a split of a second. She went ballistic because of the smell without even knowing if it was bad or not and even though nothing aesthetically happened she went in with me and after that she ran out crying because her hair was "damaged". NOTHING even happened to her fugly hair at all and she knew it.

After like 1 hour I got a call from a teacher telling me to go to the career coordinator's office and of course she's a woman... I made the mistake to tell her this girl over-reacted (she's always doing crazy **** and being annoying/disgusting so she shouldn't even have the nerve to call me out), so she then gives me a boring speech about hair being a woman's identity and all kind of feminist ideas zzzz.

Anyways, I was told I have to go to talk to the vice-rector tomorrow morning and I might get suspended. So dramatic.

Do you want to burn her or something? Get help.

I convinced my friend to cut her hair short and she HATED it, but a year later she still has the same cut and she's loving every bit of it.

How is that dramatic? You burnt her hair! That's so wrong!