Sh*t Madonna says
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wzrbYV-b0U

Sh*t Lady Gaga Says
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-DUrRGujlY

Sh*t Cher Says
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-JB-fO9PGs

I linked the videos so that the server wouldn't slow down so much. Charlie Hides has done many videos of him impersonating famous popstars and he's really good at them.

Some of the best one-liners from all three videos.

Originally posted by Madonna to Lourdes You were not born that way, young lady.

Originally posted by Madonna Siri, what should I name my next album?

Originally posted by Lady Gaga I'm inspired by no one *hums Express Yourself*

Originally posted by Cher I've had four ribs removed. you can visit them at the Natural History Museum.

Originally posted by Cher If this wig could talk, oooh, the DNA of so many sailors..

Originally posted by Cher I did a show for Noah on his arc.