Which songs always make you laugh? Not like "This is so ****" ..... like "This is so damn funny" lol

I'd have to say.......

Two Songs by Lady Sovereign...
The first is obviously "Love me or hate Me" but "Tango" just has to take the cake!
Just read these lyrics: (And DL the song too!)
What network are you on....."orange"
Colour of your bathwater....."orange"
I think your favorite fruit must be an orange
Bitch did you know your orange

also...

Bring out the bucket, bring out the cloth, bring out the liquid, bring out the lot, if not, lets roll her to a carwash

LMAO!

Me Against Madonna, Britney/Madonna (MAD TV)
now those lyrics are freakin' funny


"BRITNEY SPEARS: All the people in my crew are really young and I am too

MADONNA: Hey, Britney!

BRITNEY: Oh, no. She's here

MADONNA: Hey, you wanna hang out?

BRITNEY: Sorry, I'm kinda busy right now.

MADONNA: At a club?

BRITNEY: Bye...

She's always there every time I turn around
Her creepy stare, her tired 80's disco sound
She follows me, her desperation I can't take
Keeps calling me, she's worse than Justin Timberlake

Ever since I kissed her, she's been on me like a blister. I don't need another mother, but she just won't leave me alone. She won't leave me alone
I don't wanna knock her, but she's a crazy stalker
I wish she'd take her walker, and just get her butt on home - bitch leave me alone!

MADONNA/BRITNEY: Hey, hey, hey.

BRITNEY: How 'bout giving me some space?

MADONNA: I just really had to see ya

BRITNEY: Can't you get out of my face?

MADONNA: I've got a great idea! It's a sexy video

BRITNEY: No, I really do not wanna

MADONNA: You'll be my bitch, I'll be your ho

BRITNEY: I'm not lezzie like you, Madonna

MADONNA: Hey Britney, I need some help with my career
Look at my cane and look where I stick it!
I'm desperate! And that's why sometimes I pretend I'm queer
It was in my pants -- who wants to lick it?

MADONNA/BRITNEY: Get on the swing. Try not to heave
Spread your legs, roll in the leaves

MADONNA: I need some of your young blood, please fulfill my hunger, my last CD was a dud
I need to be younger, all your youth and energy please, I really need it
Now expose your neck to me with my fangs I'll bleed it"

I Be Up In Gym Just Workin On My Fitness!!!!!!!!!!!

Ridiculous.

Christine Lavin - Regretting What I Said

I didn't mean it when I said I hope
The cable in the elevator snaps when you step on board
And I was joking when I said I hope you crack your head
And get mangled by the downstairs revolving doors
And I was kidding when I said I hope the Number one-o-three bus
Hits and makes a pancake out of you
I'm sorry, I'm sorry
Isn't it amazing what a woman in love will do?

And I really don't want to see your taxi
On the 59th Street Bridge
Flip over and crash through the rail
And I'd feel bad if at the airport
You were mistaken for a local sex offender
Arrested, beaten up, and thrown in jail
And I really don't want to see you getting
Radiation poisoning from the metal detector that all passengers
On foreign and domestic flights must walk through
I'm sorry, forgive me
For all the mean things I said to you

You thought I didn't have a temper
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, surprise!
But I really don't want to see you dismembered
By the marijuana sniffing dogs
When a simple little nipping would suffice, would suffice

And I'm sorry that I said I hope
The plane explodes in mid air
As it carries you away from me
And I'm sorry that I said
I hope you break both legs
On the mountain while you ski
And I'm sorry for all the nasty things
I said about your mother
(Even though we both know they're true)
I'm sorry, forgive me
I'm swallowing my pride
I'd feel so guilty if you died
Oh, I'm sorry, but I'm still mad at you

hahaha Lady Sovereign's 'Hoodie' song is also funny
I'll post the lyrics:

[Verse 1]
For a second ill be the fashion police and im just looking at your garms you been on too many catalogue sprees
With your grannyfied curtain designs, your hurting my eyes,
You really should revise your dress sense before you walk on by,
Im kinda mixed up in this disco inferno,
Baggy jeans and a tight top, lemonade and pernod
Im sticking out like a sore thumb but i aint concerned though, no, uh oh,oh oh oh (boogie)

[Chorus (repeat 2x)]
Fling on an A D I D A S hoodie and just boogie woogie with me
Ohhhhh...
Or you can just. put on your dancing shoes and get loose
Can you get loose can you??

[Verse 2]
So i was up in this trendy bar mingling
My keys around my neck were jingling
And you was looking at me like it was my bling
You was staring at me like to say i was ginger
I was dishing out out the same dirty looks trust me your the minger

Errrr, whos she, whos that, whos her??
The bouncer was approaching me coz i was dressed really inappropriately
No hood, no hats, no this, no that
Lets rolluh olll uh olll ..(out)

[Chorus (2x)]

Right everybody, if youve got someone who cant dress properly, yeah you need to direct them this way.

[Verse 3]
Why not just cut up all your old clothes and make a quilt so i can wrap myself up when im feeling cold,
Why not dash your ugly boots on the fire and burn them down to charcoal,
If your not feeling the way that your bedrin is dressing dont be stressing send them in my direcion please,
Black shoes , white socks, no uhh ohhh
Polka dots, no uhh ohhh
Flowery frocks, no uhh ohhh
Just boogie woogie with me!!!

lmao, yeah "London Bridge" and "Fergilicious" come to mind most recently.

yea same here, im fergalicious [so delicious] but i aint promiscouos

LMAO "Get It Popping" by Jojo

We gonna party in the street outside the club
Because we can't get in we're not old enough

Belinda - Ni Freud Ni Tu Mama:

"sacame del aire, ya no puedo respirar"

translation: "take me out of the air, I can't breathe"

Kids (or maybe The Kids, cant remember the name) by Eminem ...i love that song

Calle 12 - Atrevete

que importa si te gusta coldplay(8)

LMAO!

Those Madonna and Britney lyrics are so funny. I remember when I first seen that parody I was like rolling on the floor and laughing. Hhhahhaahaha