Originally posted by HighSnobiety

Jake is my friend’s six-year-old son. He’s your typical kid. He talks a little too much. He wants to tell you about the origins of his grass stains and still won’t let it slide that he saw me tear up turning Up. Precocious would be an understatement. Rambunctious would be more apropos.

I decided to head over to my friend’s house to see what Jake thought about Yeezus. I was given explicit instructions by his mother and father:

1. Don’t play any parts where there is swearing. And…
2. You can introduce him to Kanye…but not what a Kardashian is.
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4. New Slaves:

Initial Thoughts: All the songs by Can J West sound the same. What does it mean to “wear your heart on a sleeve?” Oh, that’s a cool thing to say.
Did Jake Like It?: A little.
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6. I'm In It:

Initial Thoughts: These sounds don’t go together. He should listen to “Gangnam Style” to learn how to make more catchy songs.
Did Jake Like It?: Worst one yet.
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8. Guilt Trip:

Initial Thoughts: That “BRAAAAAHHHHH” sound gets really annoying. It’s like a kid whining for his mom.
Did Jake Like It? Is this album almost over?
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9. Send It Up:

Initial Thoughts: This song sounds like a fire drill. The roof…the roof…the roof is on fire!
Call 911 or Let It Burn? Let it burn.