All of you should read it
Highlights:
1. “It’s so good to see you again, Cheryl!” Legendtina half-heartedly cooed, stepping in closer toward the “Believe” songstress. “I’m so glad you’re still around.”
“As in around for the show tonight, or just alive in general?” Cher deadpanned.
“HA!” Legendtina bellowed, as her eyes suddenly narrowed. “Guess.”
2. She raised the microphone and crooned those immortal lyrics: “One day meh meh light eh glowing, I’ll be meh meh castle golden…”
3. Backstage, Cher settled back into her dressing room to finish off her bowl of spaghetti. Suddenly, she looked down and remembered something she’d heard earlier in the night. She pulled out her iPhone and began to compose a tweet: “wtf is lotus?!? ! [ghost emoji] [ghost emoji] [eggplant emoji].”
“wtf is lotus” would later trend worldwide for the duration of the night. #LotusPromo
