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Moms pressed over hot guy
See, this is how you know that the One Million Moms (motto: we lost a few Facebook likes yesterday, but we’ll be back to 5,000 in no time!) are just moral scolds. They’re not content to freak out every time something remotely gay happens on the television screen; no, they even hate things that, if they would take a deep breath and enjoy being humans for five seconds of their scoldy lives, they would enjoy!
Here is an ad from Kraft, featured in People Magazine.
They are VERY upset about this ad, the target demographic of which is…well, they are the target demographic. All straight women are. And gay men. And bisexual men. And anybody who isn’t a weirdly repressed moral scold who loses his/her marbles at the sight of the human body.
But the One Million Moms, the particularly ineffective subsidiary of the American Family Association hate group, are different. Check out the text of their whine:
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Originally posted by Pressed Mothers
Last week’s issue of People Magazine had the most disgusting ad on the inside front cover that we have ever seen Kraft produce.
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“Disgusting?” Hot guy, great body, nice picnic…
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Originally posted by Dry Vadge Moms
A full 2-page ad features a n*ked man lying on a picnic blanket with only a small portion of the blanket barely covering his g*nitals.
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Moment of silence for the fact that these people are so joyless that they replaced vowels in “naked” and “genitals” with asterisks, as if the mere allusion to nudity or the fact that we have genitals is somehow offensive. These are the sorts of households where children, rather than being taught the correct names for their body parts, grow up using bizarre words like “woo-woos” and “dinkies.” In other words, I’m not sure we’re dealing with real adults here.
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Originally posted by Penis-Deprived Parents
It is easy to see what the ad is really selling.
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Kraft picnic items, and also sex, because sex sells. This is not a new concept.
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Originally posted by Sahara Desert
A person has to look closely to see the item the company is marketing because the salad dressing bottle is so small next to the male model, picnic basket
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They probably photoshopped the salad dressing bottle down to make it look even smaller next to the “picnic basket.” I’m enjoying writing this post, just so everyone knows.
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Originally posted by Horned, Middle-Aged Women
Kraft has gone too far and will push away loyal, conservative customers with this new ad campaign. Christians will not be able to buy Kraft dressings or any of their products until they clean up their advertising.
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Loosen up, it's just an ad 
