PoWeR92RaDiODJ (11:40:24 PM): I am such a good typer
PoWeR92RaDiODJ (11:40:30 PM): I can type with my eyes shut
PoWeR92RaDiODJ (11:41:37 PM): my balls can type as well
PoWeR92RaDiODJ (11:41:41 PM): and I can type with my ass


weezerandmobyfan: Radio Disney Like Plays All These No Names
weezerandmobyfan: Like Who The **** Is Rose Falcon
weezerandmobyfan: 5 6 ROSE FALCON Up, Up, Up Columbia 68 69 72
tcYEAHwhatever: ONLY MY FAVORITE SINGER OF ALL TIME >:O
weezerandmobyfan: lmao
bonafideguy00: lmao
tcYEAHwhatever: GOOD LORD, BEN. YOU UNINFORMED *******.
weezerandmobyfan: *Looks Up Rose Falcon*
tcYEAHwhatever: I'M OUT OF HERE
weezerandmobyfan:
tcYEAHwhatever has left the room.


weezerandmobyfan: O-Twan ^_^
NickForBritney:
instEaD 69: TC, Kworb & me = straight people
instEaD 69: well
Kworb2: Sex ^+^
Hemmingssm: bang
cLevErGirlx: LMAO
instEaD 69: guys anyway
weezerandmobyfan: *O-Toown
instEaD 69: Monica is pretty straight
cLevErGirlx: O-twan
weezerandmobyfan: *O_Town
alexasexya18: ed is alittle too straight:-P
matto417: lmao
weezerandmobyfan: )O-Town
weezerandmobyfan: **
matto417: LMAO
NickForBritney: LMFAO Ben
Kworb2: Although I'd rather do Ashley than someone like Oprah
cLevErGirlx: CHAT QUOTE
matto417: TYPE CORRECTLY DAMMIT

instEaDbEbaD69: v----- cut off their penis and fried it
AshantiAvrilBaby: NW: Match Game PM
syystemofaden: ^----rapes cows

AshantiAvrilBaby: My dream last night involved spiders up my rear end
AshantiAvrilBaby: They were already
AshantiAvrilBaby: dead
AshantiAvrilBaby: Anyway, in my dream, I was minding my own business, and then these dumb spiders were staring at me
AshantiAvrilBaby: So I decided....you know what, I'm gonna put these critters in my rear end, and see how they like it
AshantiAvrilBaby: I did, about 150 of them
AshantiAvrilBaby: Back to the dream, I went to sleep with these spiders in my butt, but...
AshantiAvrilBaby: when I woke up the next morning, I was black all ovrer.
AshantiAvrilBaby: over

AshantiAvrilBaby: You guys are weird, seriously

Back in the days when Mike was countdown obsessed...
AshantiAvrilBaby: Since Jared went so soon, let me show you the rest of his c/d

instEaD 69: Blowjobs ^_^
MErLiss718: which will be happening soon

Desperately HP03: if u press ESCAPE u hear a new britney song
Desperately HP03: jamie, press ESC
Desperately HP03: !
PoWeR92Point5DJ has left the room.

MicMn5 (2:30:09 AM): SCREAMS
MicMn5 (2:30:09 AM): Ben
MicMn5 (2:30:09 AM): guess wut
MicMn5 (2:30:10 AM): Shania's opening act...
(2:30:10 AM) MicMn5 has left the room.
weezerandmobyfan (2:30:13 AM): LMMFAO
WTFstrikesback (2:30:15 AM): LMFAO
DragonFirez02 (2:30:18 AM): LMAO
alexasexya18 (2:30:26 AM): lmao

USFBoi22: Roy Better: EAT MY BALLS!
AshantiAvrilBaby: Yes

PoWeR92Point5DJ has left the room.
AshantiAvrilBaby: RIP JAMIE
AshantiAvrilBaby: he'll be remembered for having the yummiest head

instEaD 69 (9:11:54 PM): WTFstrikesback (9:11:41 PM): 1-3 inches here Alexa no likey
WTFstrikesback (9:12:32 PM): Ed if it's any consolation there is 7-10 inches in the south region

instEaD 69 (6:56:36 PM): JohnSmith9669 (6:56:19 PM): send gay **** to me
JohnSmith9669 (6:56:42 PM): yes that too

ATRL98765: are threesomes okay?
ATRL98765: i had one last night with 2 girls
AshantiAvrilBaby: in a way, yes
AshantiAvrilBaby: if one's male, one's female and one's a transvestite

During one of the many "chat invasions"
WTFstrikesback: www.absolutetrl.net free **** 18/f/CA free **** watch me **** the webmaster

WTFstrikesback: Dennis just keep reminding yourself of relationships like Ryan and Melissa
WTFstrikesback: Ryan is 13 and Mel is 25
WTFstrikesback: so you're good
SNthatmakessense: LOL
syystemofaden: LMAO
T cyber wiz ar D: LMAO
syystemofaden: i'm laughing in real life
syystemofaden: OMG

Joe925FMDJ (6:56:29 PM): I never delivered flyers
Joe925FMDJ (6:56:31 PM): I have before

Synthetic Burst: i dont like making people mad though :-(
FREAKintheend: it's not hard to make either of us hard.
FREAKintheend: or mad
FREAKintheend: lmao

Joe925FMDJ: no
Joe925FMDJ: scrolling
Joe925FMDJ: Ben
weezerandmobyfan: Jamie
weezerandmobyfan: No
weezerandmobyfan: Luizing
Joe925FMDJ: I am allowed
Joe925FMDJ: to luiz
Joe925FMDJ: it's my job
NiCk L 1185 2: LMMFAO
NiCk L 1185 2: Jamie's job is to luiz
NiCk L 1185 2: dies
Joe925FMDJ: yes
Joe925FMDJ: Nick

Roy Better: crazy vagina?
Roy Better: whoops
Roy Better: wrong window

Bart 1342 (3:57:49 AM): Jamie, rot in hell:-)
T cyber wiz ar D (3:57:49 AM): np: Anastacia-Left Outside Alone
Joe925FMDJ (3:57:50 AM): I got 100%
Joe925FMDJ (3:57:58 AM): Brat go **** a dickl
Joe925FMDJ (3:58:02 AM): and rot in heaven
xx Tina Babes xx (3:58:04 AM): LMFAO
xx Tina Babes xx (3:58:06 AM): ROTS IN HEAVEN
Kworb2 (3:58:11 AM): rot in heaven
Kworb2 (3:58:12 AM): dies
T cyber wiz ar D (3:58:12 AM): lmao

Ben attempting to plug his mike into his computer... (yahoo)
tcyeahwhatever: you could like fish for the spot with the cord
u1no2who3: dude pull enough to see but not knock urself offline
weezerandmobyfan: Ooh
tcyeahwhatever: just move it around back there until it plugs in
weezerandmobyfan: I Could
weezerandmobyfan: Tries That
tcyeahwhatever: try going from the right side
u1no2who3:
tcyeahwhatever: about 2/3 down
u1no2who3: yeah
weezerandmobyfan: I'm Like
weezerandmobyfan: Gonna Sit On My Comp
weezerandmobyfan: ****
weezerandmobyfan: I JUST KILLED MY MOUSE
weezerandmobyfan: DAT AIN'T GOOD
tcyeahwhatever: asks tcyeahwhatever "Do you Yahoo?"
tcyeahwhatever: uh oh
u1no2who3: what plug did u remove ben?! lol
weezerandmobyfan: None
u1no2who3: tighten all ur plugs now
weezerandmobyfan: ****ing Hell
weezerandmobyfan: This Sucks
gameoflove22: LMFAO
gameoflove22: Ben is being fuuny
gameoflove22: you killed you mouse!
gameoflove22: DIES
gameoflove22: YOUR*
u1no2who3: lol
weezerandmobyfan: HOLY ****
weezerandmobyfan: I JUST OPENED THIS ONE PART
gameoflove22: lmao
weezerandmobyfan: OF THE COMP
weezerandmobyfan: IT'S SO DUSTY
weezerandmobyfan: MY GOSH
u1no2who3: opened?
u1no2who3: o.0
weezerandmobyfan: I'M GONNA DIE
weezerandmobyfan: OF DUST OVERDOSE
gameoflove22: i clean my computer area once a week at least
u1no2who3: LOL
gameoflove22: LMFAO
gameoflove22: CHAT QUOTES!!!!!!!!!!!!
gameoflove22: REALLY
u1no2who3: LOL yeah!
u1no2who3: submit it steve!
gameoflove22: i'm going to do it
tcyeahwhatever: I think this could go in the records book as the hardest time ever plugging in a mix
gameoflove22: lmao
tcyeahwhatever: mic, too
u1no2who3: LOL
weezerandmobyfan: There Is A ****ing Pound Of Dust On The Floor Now
weezerandmobyfan: The Mouse Will Sure Love That
weezerandmobyfan: AW ****
tcyeahwhatever: Applauds u1no2who3
u1no2who3: wat wat ben?
tcyeahwhatever: agrees with u1no2who3
u1no2who3: laughs at tcyeahwhatever
weezerandmobyfan: THE DESK CORNER JABBED MY CHEST SO HARD
u1no2who3: AWWWW
u1no2who3: gives weezerandmobyfan a big hug
weezerandmobyfan: THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A MARK
tcyeahwhatever: wow Ben's computer is falling apart and he's getting injured and about to die
tcyeahwhatever: all from the mic
u1no2who3: LOL
u1no2who3: pokes you in the chest
weezerandmobyfan: Ok
weezerandmobyfan: I Will Never Go To The Back Of The comp Again
u1no2who3:
weezerandmobyfan: AND WHY THE HELL WAS THERE BOLD
weezerandmobyfan: WHY
u1no2who3: LOL
u1no2who3: dunno
weezerandmobyfan: OH MY
weezerandmobyfan: AND SINCE MY MOUSE DOESN'T WORK
weezerandmobyfan: I GOTTA LIVE WITH IT
u1no2who3: ben, its okay. I like going to the back of teh mouse tho
weezerandmobyfan: HOW ****ING GRAND
u1no2who3: bold isnt bad dude
u1no2who3: bold and beautiful...
u1no2who3: how about
u1no2who3: bold and ben?
weezerandmobyfan: I Swear
weezerandmobyfan: If I Don't Get This Mouse Going
gameoflove22: lma
weezerandmobyfan: I'ma Throw The Comp Out The Window
gameoflove22: DIES
gameoflove22: LIRL also
weezerandmobyfan: HOW ****ING GRAND
u1no2who3: bold isnt bad dude
u1no2who3: bold and beautiful...
u1no2who3: how about
u1no2who3: bold and ben?
weezerandmobyfan: I Swear
weezerandmobyfan: If I Don't Get This Mouse Going
gameoflove22: lma
weezerandmobyfan: I'ma Throw The Comp Out The Window
gameoflove22: DIES
gameoflove22: LIRL also
u1no2who3: no u wont. u'll just curse at it for awhile.. thank the lord ben's mic isnt working or u'll be hearing those cuss words.
weezerandmobyfan: OH MY
u1no2who3: lol
weezerandmobyfan: **** YOU DELL GUY
weezerandmobyfan: FOR MAKING ME GET A DELL
u1no2who3: LOL
weezerandmobyfan: DUDE YOU'RE GETTING A BOOT UP YOUR ASS
tcyeahwhatever: ducks down to hide from weezerandmobyfan
u1no2who3: REBOOT!
tcyeahwhatever: knows that weezerandmobyfan knows that the truth is out there
u1no2who3: LOL
gameoflove22: LMFAO
u1no2who3: laughs out loud
gameoflove22: DIES
u1no2who3: gives everyone a big hug
gameoflove22: dies

Phoenix Saga X: With a taste of your lips, I'm on a ride
wtfstrikesback: YOU'RE TOXIC I'M KILLING SOMEONE IF I HAVE TO HEAR THAT SONG AGAIN


Joe925FMDJ (8:15:34 PM): my english is god
Kendall Wannabe (8:15:38 PM): LOL DIES
GlttrGrl290 (8:15:40 PM): lmao
Joe925FMDJ (8:15:42 PM): atleast I don't make typos
Kendall Wannabe (8:15:46 PM): MY ENGLISH IS GOD.
GlttrGrl290 (8:15:47 PM): you do
Joe925FMDJ (8:16:00 PM): no I don't
Bathwater 133 (8:16:01 PM): lfr @ jamie


these pretzels (1:23:36 AM): AlySeAbEthLoovA (1:21:32 AM): He's always horny.AlySeAbEthLoovA (1:21:38 AM): In a way I kind of am too
stellar sQuare (1:23:38 AM): probably. i know one of my friends knows that alcohol tastes bad yet she likes drinking... tis just like uhhh yeah i dont know if i could do that
these pretzels (1:23:40 AM): WHAT THE **** MAN!
stellar sQuare (1:23:41 AM): LFRRRRR
stellar sQuare (1:23:42 AM): WTF
gEminI 9857 (1:23:57 AM): *dies*


f3v3r 2 t3ll (12:23:24 AM): my job is going to be exciting
f3v3r 2 t3ll (12:23:33 AM): ng you can be my first customer
XplicitzNG (12:23:37 AM): f3v3r 2 t3ll (12:24:38 AM): my job is going to be exciting, cleaning mike's room and his feet
mockery0818 (12:23:41 AM): LOL
f3v3r 2 t3ll (12:23:42 AM): omg
BeyndTheBlueNeon (12:23:43 AM): LFR
f3v3r 2 t3ll (12:23:47 AM): that's soo unhawtt
Bart 1342 (12:23:50 AM): Eileen, I don't poach other men's men
mockery0818 (12:23:55 AM): i don't even wanna think about his room
BeyndTheBlueNeon (12:23:56 AM): oh
Bart 1342 (12:23:57 AM): That's Matt's dick
Bart 1342 (12:24:01 AM): Not mine
f3v3r 2 t3ll (12:24:03 AM): lmao
XplicitzNG (12:24:05 AM): lmao
mockery0818 (12:24:05 AM): yes, ng, or his feet
Bart 1342 (12:24:07 AM): Matt rides that EVERYNIGHT
mockery0818 (12:24:09 AM):
XplicitzNG (12:24:10 AM): oh man
f3v3r 2 t3ll (12:24:11 AM): OMG bart
Bart 1342 (12:24:11 AM): His name is on it
XplicitzNG (12:24:12 AM): mike's feet
XplicitzNG (12:24:14 AM): *_*

BeyndTheBlueNeon (12:24:14 AM): where is matt?
f3v3r 2 t3ll (12:24:15 AM): i'm c/ping that
mockery0818 (12:24:16 AM): LFR
XplicitzNG (12:24:17 AM): i dont want to imagine
mockery0818 (12:24:17 AM): *_*
f3v3r 2 t3ll (12:24:22 AM): idk he signed off after i called him an emo queen
BeyndTheBlueNeon (12:24:24 AM): c/ping it to where?
Bart 1342 (12:24:33 AM): He probably needed some consoling
f3v3r 2 t3ll (12:24:33 AM): to somewhere matt will see it
Bart 1342 (12:24:35 AM): FROM HIS MAN
mockery0818 (12:24:37 AM): uhhh, nah-nah nah-nah





f3v3r 2 t3ll (1:28:34 AM): what happened to danielle
f3v3r 2 t3ll (1:28:35 AM): and her baby?
f3v3r 2 t3ll (1:28:42 AM): who used to post atrl
Phoenix Saga X (1:28:43 AM): oh yay, it didn't
Phoenix Saga X (1:28:47 AM): Danielle's baby ate her
BeyndTheBlueNeon (1:28:50 AM): =-O
f3v3r 2 t3ll (1:28:50 AM): lmao
f3v3r 2 t3ll (1:28:53 AM): shocked
f3v3r 2 t3ll (1:29:05 AM): i feel confused
f3v3r 2 t3ll (1:29:06 AM): dazed
f3v3r 2 t3ll (1:29:07 AM): hurt
BeyndTheBlueNeon (1:29:09 AM): omg
BeyndTheBlueNeon (1:29:10 AM): stop
f3v3r 2 t3ll (1:29:12 AM): and a little weird
BeyndTheBlueNeon (1:29:15 AM): you are becoming mike =-O
f3v3r 2 t3ll (1:29:21 AM): now that i have heard that danielle's baby ate danielle

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA WTF @ the last part.

diesssssss<3

my english is god lmao

How old are some of those?

eh. i just picked some of them... so some of them may be from like 2003 or so

some of them from yesterday.

So that explains her disappearance since Pink has flopped.

[Warning: I am bored as all hell.]
These are just random excerpts from past ATRL chats that I find hysterical, for some odd reason. Enjoy--hopefully.

thesePretzels: where is HQ audioslave when you want it...
MOCKery 0818: god has it
thesePretzels: oh ok cool
thesePretzels: god ^_^
MOCKery 0818: hand it over, god
MOCKery 0818: "no! lol"

MOCKery 0818: LLFRRRRR
MOCKery 0818: WHO REMEMBERS WHEN THE DELL GUY GOT ARRESTED?
MOCKery 0818: "DUDE, YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL!"
MOCKery 0818: i just called my winamp a condom for skipping
MOCKery 0818: not as bad as cussing at a mosquito
MOCKery 0818: FKFKLRKRKRKRKRKR
MOCKery 0818: LFRRR
MOCKery 0818: i'm insane
MOCKery 0818: MOCKery 0818: hey
*** "some stupid bitch" signed off at Wed Jul 12 18:44:19 2006.
MOCKery 0818: >:o
MOCKery 0818: np: depeche mode - freelove
MOCKery 0818: the beginning of this song is an actual recording of the mindstate of somebody injecting acid into their veins
MOCKery 0818: but not really
MOCKery 0818: LFRRR

This next one is for my homeboys: Ryan & TC.

MOCKery 0818: hurry, mc steven!
MOCKery 0818: there's not much time left!
*** matto417 has left the chat.
ManClub87: im trying captain
EuphoricSOAD: do it before the world end--HEY, THAT'S MY SAYING >:o
ManClub87: my bad
EuphoricSOAD: that's better, captain.
EuphoricSOAD: :-$
EuphoricSOAD: though I have been calling people "daddio" lately.
EuphoricSOAD: except women. That would just be awkward.
MOCKery 0818: ...stick with captain
thesePretzels: captain >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> daddio
MOCKery 0818: :)
*** matto417 has joined the chat.
LegaIybl0nde718: mommio
matto417: thanks mike
AshantiAvrilBaby: np;sara paxton - take a walk
MOCKery 0818: tc = truth captain--LFR @ mel
EuphoricSOAD: mommio.
thesePretzels: mommio
thesePretzels: dies
MOCKery 0818: lives
thesePretzels: AIDS
EuphoricSOAD: sounds like a ****ing corporation.
EuphoricSOAD: :-!
Stellar Square: LFR
MOCKery 0818: mike & ike's hard candy
EuphoricSOAD: MOMMIO: Building a better tomorrow.
EuphoricSOAD: (and secretly destroying the world.)
thesePretzels: Mommio Corporation is run by Ike's mom
Stellar Square: LFRR
EuphoricSOAD: she has good business instincts.
EuphoricSOAD: especially when i'm between her le--
LegaIybl0nde718: what does MOMMIO stand for
Stellar Square: well, she makes business happen by staring at you until you do it
*** Phoenix Saga X has joined the chat.
EuphoricSOAD: *This has been edited out by the Mommio Corporation. Thank you for your time.*
Stellar Square: Scott ^_^
MOCKery 0818: my friend's girlfriend 4 years ago had this company card from this blood donation center--novum--and i would always do a morphin' time stance with it in my hands and say "novum: we come for you"
MOCKery 0818: :)
EuphoricSOAD: harro Mr. Scooter
EuphoricSOAD: hahahahahahahaha
MOCKery 0818: LFR
ManClub87: updated
EuphoricSOAD: that is so ****ing great, Johnny.
EuphoricSOAD: that is beyond great. That is untouchable.
thesePretzels: "Building a better tomorrow" = "Building a device that keeps you asleep at night when your son is on the internets and typing like a madman"
matto417: move over milfs, martha is on
Stellar Square: LFRRR
MOCKery 0818: it was great, and i could still do it, because it's in a dresser drawer here
AshantiAvrilBaby: np;aly & a.j. - chemicals react
Phoenix Saga X: peoples ^_^
matto417: .. yea :-!
AshantiAvrilBaby: this only 3 spots away from #1 on TRL
thesePretzels: I HOPE IT GETS THERE!
thesePretzels: if only for the sake of And
matto417: TC i hope you dont mind
Phoenix Saga X: lfr
matto417: i signed you up for the fan club
MOCKery 0818: my balls are 3 spots away from slapping yo face, BOI!
thesePretzels: no matt i'm not hosting TPIR
thesePretzels: oh
MOCKery 0818: [i don't know]
thesePretzels: of course i don't mind
Stellar Square: speaking of typing like a madman... how can someone make some sort of biting mark on a key from just typing?_?
matto417: ^_^
MOCKery 0818: tc
Phoenix Saga X: these pretzels (12:18:08 AM): matt i'm hosting TPIR
thesePretzels: J
Phoenix Saga X: OMG
Phoenix Saga X: TC <333333333
matto417: psh like i'd ask you to host TPIR
MOCKery 0818: you don't mind my balls slapping your face?
thesePretzels: scott that's a pack of lies
matto417: .... PLEASEEEEEE!!!!!!111111111111
ManClub87: LFR
MOCKery 0818: :-!
MOCKery 0818: np: collective soul - december
thesePretzels: johnald is that the next single from Eat!?
MOCKery 0818: ke rocks for having this
MOCKery 0818: no
MOCKery 0818: "i wanna get molested by the fanta girls" is
thesePretzels: lfr
ManClub87: woot
thesePretzels: of course
EuphoricSOAD: Johnny.
MOCKery 0818: blanket jackson has a single now, too
EuphoricSOAD: YOU'RE WATCHING HORSE APPLES!
EuphoricSOAD: :)
MOCKery 0818: "seabeef"
ManClub87: LFR
EuphoricSOAD: Seabeef.
EuphoricSOAD: :-$
thesePretzels: good god johnald you're a ****ing genius
thesePretzels: lfr
EuphoricSOAD: a twisted and demented genius...but a genius.
AshantiAvrilBaby: np;girls aloud - it's magic
MOCKery 0818: alex asked me and mike what he should eat--seafood or beef--and i said seabeef
MOCKery 0818: :)
thesePretzels: ok that was more like an LFR
thesePretzels: that deserves the caps
MOCKery 0818: woot
MOCKery 0818: i'm cap-worthy
Stellar Square: LFR
EuphoricSOAD: I actually laughed a lot more at the "novum" joke.
EuphoricSOAD: :-$
MOCKery 0818: hahaha
EuphoricSOAD: i'm a sucker for toilet humor.
Phoenix Saga X: i think i'm late
thesePretzels: scott you're pregnant
LegaIybl0nde718: the you'll LOVE this;-)
matto417: was it blue
MOCKery 0818: i need to videotape myself doing that vorum--novum--thing
MOCKery 0818: VORUM
thesePretzels: take that, matt
MOCKery 0818: WTF
matto417: >:o
ManClub87: lol
EuphoricSOAD: the Mommio Corporation has bought out Novum.
Phoenix Saga X: nooooo
Phoenix Saga X: i can't have a baby right now
MOCKery 0818: **** you mommio corporation!
EuphoricSOAD: The Mommio Corporation: Building a better tomorrow.
MOCKery 0818: >:o
EuphoricSOAD: :)
thesePretzels: donate the embryo to science, scott
Phoenix Saga X: TC, it's yours
thesePretzels: OH WAIT YOU CAN'T
Phoenix Saga X: it might help build a better tomorrow
Phoenix Saga X: or something
thesePretzels: the theme song in all of Mommio's commercials is Chumbawamba - Tubthumping
Stellar Square: LFRRRRR
Stellar Square: that song ^_^ though. so WTF
thesePretzels: because they're hip and ready to jive with today's generation
Stellar Square: LFR

Phoenix Saga X: i know somebody that ACTUALLY went to see a WNBA game!
Stellar Square: YAY!
EuphoricSOAD: ...
AshantiAvrilBaby: np;sarah tracey - after the rain
EuphoricSOAD: pray for their death.
EuphoricSOAD: :-!
Phoenix Saga X: I feel special now.
ManClub87: lol
Stellar Square: LFR yeah it has, now that i think of it
thesePretzels: WNBA... come on scott
thesePretzels: we know that doesn't really exist
thesePretzels: it's just an illusion
Phoenix Saga X: lol
EuphoricSOAD: it was concocted by...
MOCKery 0818: dicks
EuphoricSOAD: yes, The Mommio Corporation.
Phoenix Saga X: dies
EuphoricSOAD: and dicks too.
EuphoricSOAD: obviously.
EuphoricSOAD: :-$
Phoenix Saga X: dicks <3
MOCKery 0818: LFR
ManClub87: LFR
thesePretzels: Mommio Corporation: Dicks.
matto417: ,
EuphoricSOAD: LMAO
Stellar Square: LFRR
Phoenix Saga X: LAUGHS BECAUSE IT'S COOL
EuphoricSOAD: Mommio Corporation: Dicks: Where the building of a better tomorrow takes a whole new direction.
thesePretzels: i love the store Dick's Sporting Goods
thesePretzels: COME ON DOWN TO DICK'S
EuphoricSOAD: hahaha so do I.
ManClub87: lol
EuphoricSOAD: Where did I get my running shoes? Dick's!
matto417: my friend tried going on that site in the library
Phoenix Saga X: these pretzels (12:24:53 AM): i love Dick's goods
matto417: but failed to include the sporting goods part
thesePretzels: no local commercial will beat Big Bob's though
matto417: :-!
Stellar Square: LFR
thesePretzels: BIG BOB'S IS FREAKIN' CHEAP
EuphoricSOAD: I love the Big Lots commercials
EuphoricSOAD: I don't know why
MOCKery 0818: big bob
MOCKery 0818: lmao
thesePretzels: i think some of my favorites these days are the absolutely horrid Insight commercials
MOCKery 0818: HAHAHHAHA LFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
thesePretzels: what a joke those are
MOCKery 0818: :-X
EuphoricSOAD: Introducing DVR...FROM INSIGHT!
EuphoricSOAD: I want to slap that ****ing bitch.
ManClub87: LFR
AshantiAvrilBaby: np;melissa o'neil - speechless
thesePretzels: I DONT KNOW HOW IT WORKS BUT I WANT IT
matto417: big bob's beepers from hey arnold ^_^
MOCKery 0818: LFR # 'that ****ing bitch'
MOCKery 0818: @*
thesePretzels: #!
MOCKery 0818: #
MOCKery 0818: LALALAOALALAHAHAHAHAHA
AshantiAvrilBaby: EuphoricSOAD (12:24:46 AM): Where did I get my running shoes? Moby Dick's!
MOCKery 0818: :-$
AshantiAvrilBaby: Had to
thesePretzels: johnald you're OUT OF CONTROL
MOCKery 0818: LFRRR @ LALLALALA
EuphoricSOAD: I have to say
MOCKery 0818: pee
MOCKery 0818: pies
EuphoricSOAD: the fact that THREE PEOPLE in this chat know what the hell i'm talking about...
EuphoricSOAD: well, that's lunacy.
EuphoricSOAD: :-!
thesePretzels: 3?
MOCKery 0818: tres
EuphoricSOAD: me, you and MC Steven
MOCKery 0818: triple
MOCKery 0818: thrice
AshantiAvrilBaby: that's 20% Ryan
EuphoricSOAD: yes, Mike...yes it is. :-$
thesePretzels: oh of course, lest i forget manclub is from KY
MOCKery 0818: ky jelly
*** Kworb2 has left the chat.
Phoenix Saga X: i'm from your mom
Stellar Square: no, you are your mom
thesePretzels: impossible
ManClub87: oh yes the great KY
Stellar Square: never! anything is possible if you put your mind to it! :)
MOCKery 0818: np: beastie boys - alive
thesePretzels: ohio, indiana, and kentucky (the tri-state) should get a new name, OINKY
AshantiAvrilBaby: np;britney christian - too perfect
ManClub87: :-!
MOCKery 0818: billboard hot 100 is up
EuphoricSOAD: how about IKYOH
MOCKery 0818: up like an erection, i tell ya

Sorry if that was long, here are some short[er] ones...

Phoenix Saga X: WHOA
Phoenix Saga X: THE GAY ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS DOING STEM CELL RESEARCH
Stellar Square: LFRRRR
Phoenix Saga X: Conan for coming up with that <333333
Phoenix Saga X: it's like Bush's worst nightmare :-!
MOCKery 0818: LFR
MOCKery 0818: i can imagine bush actually having a nightmare abouit that
MOCKery 0818: about*
Stellar Square: LFr me too
MOCKery 0818: "nooo, nooo, not the stem cell research! nooo, you gay illegal immigrant! stay away! no!!! mommy!!!"
MOCKery 0818: LFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
MOCKery 0818: i'm so crazy
MOCKery 0818: LFRRRR
MOCKery 0818: i'm dying
ManClub87: breathe Johnny
MOCKery 0818: HAHAHAHAHAH
MOCKery 0818: A
MOCKery 0818: SSCHEEKS
ManClub87: stay away from the light

Having fun yet?

Kworb2: Solitaire requires luck
Kworb2: Freecell requires skill
MOCKery 0818: minesweeper requires a miracle
MOCKery 0818: :)

Showdownkid7: i hate how on youtube everyone who wants their video seen puts words like "NAKED, NUDE, SEX, BOOBS, ASS" in their tags
MOCKery 0818: NAKED
MOCKery 0818: !
MOCKery 0818: NUDE!
MOCKery 0818: SEX!
MOCKery 0818: BOOBS!
MOCKery 0818: ASS!
Showdownkid7: JOHNNY'S MOM
MOCKery 0818: U2!
MOCKery 0818: YANNI!
MOCKery 0818: KFC!
Stellar Square: LFR
MOCKery 0818: REEFER!
MOCKery 0818: BUFFALO!
gEminI 9857: wow
MOCKery 0818: SAND!
MOCKery 0818: LFRRRRR
Showdownkid7: lol
ManClub87: what the hell

Okay, that's enough. For now...

This was when Ke made a chat titled "happy4thofjuly" and all these lunatics came in. Fun times.
My chat logs look different because I don't actually use AIM; I use Trillian.

RaciallyKonfuZed: WHO MADE THIS CHAT
Bart 1342: A forum
Bart 1342: That's who
*** Akai Satetsu has joined the chat.
RaciallyKonfuZed: aiight
EuphoricSOAD: two worlds collide. I love it. :-!
MOCKery 0818: jesus
MOCKery 0818: take us to neverland
Stellar Square: I made the chat
RaciallyKonfuZed: where r u all from
Stellar Square: Different places
EuphoricSOAD: we come from the land of oz.
EuphoricSOAD: well, Ke doesn't.
RaciallyKonfuZed: u kno whut tha ***** i mean
EuphoricSOAD: she comes from palookaville.
MOCKery 0818: ke's from jupiter
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Bart 1342: LMAO ANIME FREAKS?
MOCKery 0818: :-$
RaciallyKonfuZed: stop bein dumb *****z
Stellar Square: Calm down, geez
Bart 1342: Thanks a lot JOHNNY. I BLAME YOU
RaciallyKonfuZed: animae sux
JyuukenGenius: *****s?
MOCKery 0818: yeah, johnny
MOCKery 0818: get out of here
RaciallyKonfuZed: ****s
JyuukenGenius: Yes, I know.
Stellar Square: We all visit http://www.absolutetrl.net/forums/ if that is what you are referring to
Kendall Wannabe: HEY BART
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Stellar Square: a common interest or something
Bart 1342: Please, be kind
Kendall Wannabe: SUP<3
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RaciallyKonfuZed: yea
Bart 1342: Tina, talk to RACIALLYKONFUZED
Stellar Square: LFR
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Kendall Wannabe: WHO
Bart 1342: Maybe you two can HIT IT OFF
RaciallyKonfuZed: no
RaciallyKonfuZed: **** you bitch
Kendall Wannabe: Is he cool
MOCKery 0818: HAHAHAHA
Bart 1342: And cyber! Cyber like Danielle and whatshisface used to do!
Bart 1342: It was Steven, wasn't it?
RaciallyKonfuZed: come to- palmerton,pa
ModernRedDress: I thought we never knew who did
JyuukenGenius: Sasoria~!
Bart 1342: TINA HE LIVES IN YOUR HOME STATE!
ModernRedDress: that is not tina's state
Bart 1342: Time to commence with the ****ing
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Bart 1342: palmerton,pa
MOCKery 0818: lol
RaciallyKonfuZed: i wuz born n raised in- Compton, CA
ModernRedDress: I have never heard of palmerton, must be western
ModernRedDress: tina lives in nj
RaciallyKonfuZed: its in the east
Bart 1342: No, she lives in pa? Right? RIGHT TINA?!?!?!?
Kendall Wannabe: NO I LIVE IN NEW JERSEY
EuphoricSOAD: I was born and raised in the mean streets of Akron, Ohio, bitch!
Kendall Wannabe: GEEK.
EuphoricSOAD: how you gonna act? huh? HUH?!
RaciallyKonfuZed: **** you, go to the chat room- blackpeople
ModernRedDress: ****ing dumbass
*** NekoOrochimaru has joined the chat.
RaciallyKonfuZed: bitch ass ******
Kendall Wannabe: OMG STOP CUSSING
Kendall Wannabe: FOUL LANGUAGE
Stellar Square: LFR
RaciallyKonfuZed: no
EuphoricSOAD: ...okay, racism's where I draw the line.
RaciallyKonfuZed: y
RaciallyKonfuZed: i aint racist
Stellar Square: You all are funny
ModernRedDress: I live in eastern pa and I don't know of any palmerton
Stellar Square: Very funny :)
JyuukenGenius: Stop ****ing swearing. ^_~
EuphoricSOAD: I swear like a ****ing sailor.
JyuukenGenius: Damn straight.
Bart 1342: Racially, please apologize
*** roc the sky has left the chat.
just the witness: i want to **** a swearing sailor
Bart 1342: I am a PROUD BLACK MAN
Akai Satetsu: ****ing a sailor? Let's all do that!
RaciallyKonfuZed: did u hear of- slatington, walnutport, northern lehigh, jim thorpe
MOCKery 0818: :-!
Bart 1342: And I refuse to deal with this!
JyuukenGenius: Orgy!
RaciallyKonfuZed: I ANT RACIST
NekoOrochimaru: I'LL DO THAT ****ING SAILOR WITH YOU
RaciallyKonfuZed: i am only racist again some white people
ModernRedDress: I have heard of lehigh lol
NekoOrochimaru: OOOOOOOOOOOOOORGY
*** just the witness has left the chat.
NekoOrochimaru: YES
NekoOrochimaru: MANSEX
ModernRedDress: are you northern pa?
EuphoricSOAD: but racism is still racism.
ModernRedDress: because I am south eastern
RaciallyKonfuZed: idk
Bart 1342: Hmm, what's more unbearable - this crew or Will/Spencer/Jason/Travis et al?
RaciallyKonfuZed: i liv in east pa
Stellar Square: I can't decide
Bart 1342: Because nobody here's a WILL.
RaciallyKonfuZed: i dunno ****
JyuukenGenius: Oreo!
EuphoricSOAD: i'd take these people over Spencer any day.
EuphoricSOAD: :-!
NekoOrochimaru: neji-chan~!
JyuukenGenius: ^_^
NekoOrochimaru: I LOVE YOU
ModernRedDress: have you ever heard of exton or west chester?
NekoOrochimaru: HAVE BUTTSECKS WITH ME!
JyuukenGenius: OMG rape me~!
RaciallyKonfuZed: west chester
NekoOrochimaru: YES, I'M TRYING TO
ModernRedDress: that's where I am
NekoOrochimaru: BEND OVER THE DESK
RaciallyKonfuZed: were u ever at- bams house
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ModernRedDress: yeah I am gonna get stalked by random chat person
JyuukenGenius: YES, OREO-SAMS.
JyuukenGenius: *SAMA
ModernRedDress: no lmao
RaciallyKonfuZed: no
RaciallyKonfuZed: ttul
*** RaciallyKonfuZed has left the chat.
*** teaomen has joined the chat.
ModernRedDress: as he comes to attack me
*** RaciallyKonfuZed has joined the chat.
RaciallyKonfuZed: im baqCk
EuphoricSOAD: ...
JyuukenGenius: Oreo-sama, I am waiting~! <3
EuphoricSOAD: okay, if you EVER say baqck like that again, I swear to god, I will cut you.
EuphoricSOAD: :-$
ModernRedDress: dies
Bart 1342: HI NICK
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RaciallyKonfuZed: cut me, do it
ModernRedDress: Ryan chill out
NekoOrochimaru: Ah Neji
Bart 1342: Wow Ke never name a chat again
RaciallyKonfuZed: wait, just shoot me
JyuukenGenius: Yes, Oreo-sama?
paradox kisss: Back and in the house
NekoOrochimaru: Please... go bend over that desk for me
EuphoricSOAD: YOU HAVE NO SAWL!
JyuukenGenius: Of course.
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RaciallyKonfuZed: im baqCk
JyuukenGenius: -bends over the desk-
Bart 1342: OHHH WE SHOULD INVITE WILL et al and then leave
EuphoricSOAD: Calvin Klein must love you right now.
Bart 1342: That would be fun
RaciallyKonfuZed: ur mom loves me
NekoOrochimaru: *approaches Neji, and runs hand along the smoot expanse of skin* Ah, but Neji... you're skin is so smooth....
paradox kisss: -watches Neji and Orochimaru0
EuphoricSOAD: yes, but she doesn't like it when you **** her in the ass.
teaomen: Please spell right people. T___T
RaciallyKonfuZed: i dont
RaciallyKonfuZed: u do though
JyuukenGenius: -claws at the desk-
JyuukenGenius: Oreo-sama... take me now....
EuphoricSOAD: nah, i'm too big for her.
JyuukenGenius: Don't tease me...
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NekoOrochimaru: Mm, Neji, prepare yourself for me....
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RaciallyKonfuZed: bart
Akai Satetsu: I've got the lube!
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Bart 1342: Yes?
Kendall Wannabe: who are these people
JyuukenGenius: Mmmmm... I'm ready. Now.
RaciallyKonfuZed: n u would kno- euphro
teaomen: Yay
RaciallyKonfuZed: nm
RaciallyKonfuZed: nm bart
Bart 1342: TINA I WANT TO KNOW THAT TOO
Kendall Wannabe: YES

And then it wasn't interesting anymore.

good times...good times.

Boredom returns. Oh, and check my rhymes, dawg.

MOCKery 0818: i can multitask while you all backmask judas priest, with your superstitions, organized religion, feast in the kitchen with the half-dead chicken twitchin'

Sirius up-underscore-up.

TCyberwizard: Did new Hooba leak?
SuFi Ben imo: no
MOCKery 0818: no
SuFi Ben imo: just a sampler
MOCKery 0818: but i heard the full album on sirius
MOCKery 0818: before anybody else

This is one of my favorites. Ike makes me laugh.

CO ral FA natic: TC
CO ral FA natic: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Passion_%28single%29
thesePretzels: Ed
IkeBart9999: Your edits probably will be reverted soon
IkeBart9999: (I'm talking to Kworb)
thesePretzels: ha ha
EuphoricSOAD: LMAO
MOCKery 0818: lol
EuphoricSOAD: awesome.
NiCk L 1185: ok and btw
NiCk L 1185: I must see Stick It
Kworb2: editing wikipedia <3
NiCk L 1185: it looks ****ing great
CO ral FA natic: stick it where, Nick
CO ral FA natic: :-*
CO ral FA natic: dies
Kworb2: =-o
IkeBart9999: Why don't you try to contribute something of substance
MOCKery 0818: hahahaha wtf
MOCKery 0818: LMAO
CO ral FA natic: remember when Dennis said
Kworb2: Ike
Kworb2: I'm sorry
Kworb2: :'(

Now, this--this is just insane. *_*

MOCKery 0818: i just killed a big ****ing roach
MOCKery 0818: and now it smells like a big ****ing roach
IkeBart9999: I'm playing it safe and not making any edits
MOCKery 0818: a big ****ing dead roach
MOCKery 0818: *
MOCKery 0818: how do you make your big ****ing room stop smelling like a big ****ing (dead) roach?
MOCKery 0818: <inhales the bag of cool ranch>
MOCKery 0818: LFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR R
MOCKery 0818: i'm in tears :-X
*** Stellar Square has left the chat.
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MOCKery 0818: KE
MOCKery 0818: STOP LEAVING
MOCKery 0818: OR YOU WON'T GET
MOCKery 0818: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doritos
MOCKery 0818: :)
Stellar Square: i do not want http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doritos
*** Stellar Square has left the chat.
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Stellar Square: :-)
MOCKery 0818: do you want http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Culinary_mustard
MOCKery 0818: :)
*** NiCk L 1185 has left the chat.
MOCKery 0818: np: tool - vicarious
MOCKery 0818: nick couldn't handle the culinary mustard
MOCKery 0818: ke
MOCKery 0818: answer me
Stellar Square: no
MOCKery 0818: ok
*** Stellar Square has left the chat.
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thesePretzels: ...
MOCKery 0818: do you want http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis
MOCKery 0818: :)
Stellar Square: no, i am fine not wanting anything at the moment, haha
thesePretzels: stellar sQuare has left the room.stellar sQuare has entered the room. why does this happen so often
Stellar Square: because i crave johnny trying to offer me something
thesePretzels: no, really, why does that happen so often
MOCKery 0818: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moth
MOCKery 0818: it's calling you, ke...
MOCKery 0818: i think i do need ritalin
MOCKery 0818: :-$
MOCKery 0818: i can't stop giggling
thesePretzels: truer words were never spoken
IkeBart9999: I'm going to post a new journal on Last.FM as soon as I get done listening to Daft Punk's album Homework
SuFi Ben imo: Ike
SuFi Ben imo: when are you getting myspace
IkeBart9999: NP: Daft Punk - Burnin'
SuFi Ben imo: you need to post your songs
IkeBart9999: I will get it when I feel like getting it
MOCKery 0818: np: vast - i don't have anything
SuFi Ben imo: touche, ike
SuFi Ben imo: touche
thesePretzels: ouch
thesePretzels: i felt that burn way over here
MOCKery 0818: ok
MOCKery 0818: BEN
SuFi Ben imo: OHNNY
MOCKery 0818: OOAAHAHAHAHHA
MOCKery 0818: LFR
MOCKery 0818: my stomach hurts :-!
MOCKery 0818: and it still smells like a
MOCKery 0818: BIG
MOCKery 0818: ****ING
MOCKery 0818: (DEAD)
MOCKery 0818: ROACH
MOCKery 0818: anyways
MOCKery 0818: BEN
SuFi Ben imo: JOHNNY
MOCKery 0818: do you want a http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yam_%28vegetable%29
SuFi Ben imo: YAM
SuFi Ben imo: FR
SuFi Ben imo: for real
MOCKery 0818: IKE
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thesePretzels: :-)
MOCKery 0818: EILEEN
MOCKery 0818: HI
Stellar Square: hi eileen
MOCKery 0818: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE MISSING? A http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Real_number
MOCKery 0818: :)
Stellar Square: you are incredibly bored, are you not Johnny?
MOCKery 0818: I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
MOCKery 0818: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
SuFi Ben imo: LFR
SuFi Ben imo: wow
MOCKery 0818: that's sad
MOCKery 0818: i'm really tearing up
MOCKery 0818: because of laughing so hard
MOCKery 0818: or is it because of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onions
MOCKery 0818: :)
SuFi Ben imo: you will laugh
SuFi Ben imo: until you explode
MOCKery 0818: probably
MOCKery 0818: lmao
Stellar Square: I used to like onion rings when I was a little kid
Stellar Square: yes, quite random
Showdownkid7: i used to do
Showdownkid7: i used to like 90% of the foods i dont like now
CO ral FA natic: you use to suck too
CO ral FA natic: and you still do
Stellar Square: haha
IkeBart9999: My head a'splode
Showdownkid7: i can say the same thing about your mom (johnny dont say it)
SuFi Ben imo: LFRRRR
SuFi Ben imo: THATS NOT GOOD IKE
CO ral FA natic: we have the same mother?
IkeBart9999: NP: Laserdance - Powerrun
MOCKery 0818: KE
MOCKery 0818: THAT'S ONION RINGS
MOCKery 0818: THERE ARE SOME THINGS
MOCKery 0818: YOU NEVER OUTGROW
IkeBart9999: This will not be on my list of songs to guess the lyrics to since it doesn't have much in the way of lyrics
MOCKery 0818: LIKE A http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koosh_ball
MOCKery 0818: :)
Stellar Square: johnny
IkeBart9999: It's mainly instrumental
Stellar Square: lay off the crack
Stellar Square: it is not good for you
Stellar Square: koosh is a funny word
Showdownkid7: yeah really lay off the crack
Showdownkid7: i mean look at what its done to ed
MOCKery 0818: HI SHADE
MOCKery 0818: DO YOU WANT SOME http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cocaine#Crack_cocaine
MOCKery 0818: I BET YOU DO
Showdownkid7: You wanna get high?
gEminI 9857: Johnny, really :-!
Stellar Square: johnny
Showdownkid7: when you take a shower johnny, dont forget to bring a towel
Stellar Square: when was the last time you slept?
SuFi Ben imo: 1904
gEminI 9857: omg where is Lucy?
Showdownkid7: the water can get in your face and hurt, thats why towelie says dont forget to bring a towel
gEminI 9857: this girl I work with is going on tour with Bowling for Soup
MOCKery 0818: ke
MOCKery 0818: honestly
Showdownkid7: you wanna get high?
Stellar Square: i have no clue, eileen
MOCKery 0818: i've been up since 6 pm on thursday
MOCKery 0818: :)
thesePretzels: johnald, this is your brain on drugs:
thesePretzels: :-P
Showdownkid7: TC what am i
thesePretzels: you are SHADE 45
Showdownkid7: no
gEminI 9857: Johnny, go to bed.

Last one for this morning.

MOCKery 0818: myspace.com: a place for your mom
MOCKery 0818: NEW MESSAGES OMG WTF BBQ
MOCKery 0818: it's ****ing ******** -__-
Stellar Square: like most of them?
MOCKery 0818: not really
MOCKery 0818: but every once and awhile i'll get some message from some ****** band, or some ****o chick with 50 different profiles with different names
MOCKery 0818: Hey,

You have been invited to join Eurodance Music Nation group.
MOCKery 0818: Hey,

**** you!

Ike should so get a myspace page for his music!

Me & Johnny love this thread too much.

mockery0818 (1:47:36 AM): dick ^_^
mockery0818 (1:47:39 AM):
gEminI 9857 (1:47:44 AM): mockery0818 (1:47:36 AM): dick ^_^
mockery0818 (1:47:46 AM): that sounded wrong
AzMbiker (1:47:50 AM): ...who talk in white to be scene*****s ^+^
mockery0818 (1:47:52 AM): see what you did, dang varmint?
f3v3r 2 t3ll (1:48:06 AM): i am a screen*****
f3v3r 2 t3ll (1:48:10 AM): i appologize
mockery0818 (1:48:14 AM): dick = AzMbiker
gEminI 9857 (1:48:20 AM): oh...
mockery0818 (1:48:22 AM): [nick]
f3v3r 2 t3ll (1:48:30 AM): who is he again
mockery0818 (1:48:36 AM): mike santi


AlySeAbEthLoovA (1:51:13 AM): Mike and I had a funny conversation yesterday
f3v3r 2 t3ll (1:51:20 AM): was he at the blog party
gEminI 9857 (1:51:22 AM): about what?
gEminI 9857 (1:51:25 AM): aly & aj?
AlySeAbEthLoovA (1:51:27 AM): It was about Aly & AJ
AlySeAbEthLoovA (1:51:30 AM): yeah
gEminI 9857 (1:51:34 AM): oh i so called that
AlySeAbEthLoovA (1:51:47 AM): It was on accident though

Talking about myspace... bullitens...


XplicitzNG: jake
XplicitzNG: stop whoring up the bulletin
XplicitzNG: seriously
jakenyouoff: sorry
XplicitzNG: i ope nit everytime
XplicitzNG: i saw yours
gEminI 9857: jake, really you have 50% of them
XplicitzNG: and my friend are all the way at the bottonm
gEminI 9857: it's like a random blog
these pretzels: i have 143 people and bands listed... jake is always AT LEAST half of my bulletins
MOCKery 0818: lmao
jakenyouoff: yeah i get bored
gEminI 9857: my point tc
gEminI 9857: i mean really jake....
gEminI 9857: i dooooon't wear speeeeeeedos people hahaahayeahhh
XplicitzNG: lfr speedo
XplicitzNG: click
gEminI 9857: what kind of bulliten is that?
XplicitzNG: dies.
IkeBart9999: Speedo's on a guy are acceptable if he has a nice looking body.
IkeBart9999: I wouldn't want to wear a speedo

This one I don't have saved... but it's just something I remember it.
Ike: NP: TC - Never Have I Ever Of Whatever
TC: np: ike's head - rolling down my street

another one...
IkeBart9999: NP: God Forbid - Hilary Duff Smokes Marlboros

jOhN smIt H96 69: OMG BEN >:O
jOhN smIt H96 69: GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY MOTHER


This is a WTF moment here...
FREAKintheend: Mike, what are you doing online?
AshantiAvrilBaby: I'm not on the internet right now


IkeBart9999 (2:08:11 AM): What song shall I play next? :-[
IkeBart9999 (2:08:31 AM): I can't decide between something by Lillix and something by Limp Bizkit
T cyber wiz ar D (2:08:39 AM): np: Catherine Zeta Jones-All That Jazz
weezerandmobyfan (2:08:40 AM): Limp Bizkit
T cyber wiz ar D (2:08:42 AM):
WTFstrikesback (2:08:51 AM): Ike, you should do a song called Lillix Biscuit


Ben Used To Always Type Like This. He No Longer Does This, But He Used To - And This Is From Back When He Used To.

PoWeR92Point5DJ: puts soap in TC dirty language mouth
WTFstrikesback: shoves jamie nose in ice cold snow factory luiz machine
weezerandmobyfan: My Finger Must Be Superglued To The Shift Key
WTFstrikesback: removes ben shift keys
WTFstrikesback: and caps lock key
DreamsFanatic15: Ben, type a whole sentence without any kind of capitialization, what-so-eva.
WTFstrikesback: Yeah, act like this is English class.
DreamsFanatic15: you can do it ben.
WTFstrikesback: Or, that you are PDP.
weezerandmobyfan: oh my
DreamsFanatic15: that's not a sentence.
DreamsFanatic15: You used shift to make the ^ in ^_^.
WTFstrikesback: wouldn't it be cool if there was just an extra row of keys for !@#$%^&*()_=
DreamsFanatic15: All the people I know that IM me in r/l type all ****ing ugly. Like they have no sense of literation ^+^
DreamsFanatic15: Unlike Ben, they have never seen the shift button in their life.
DreamsFanatic15: so most of what they type is just run on sentences with no periods like this then they use the slang and substitute u for you and r for are and a bunch of other annoying shitl
DreamsFanatic15: TC, I'm having fun doing !@#$%^&*()_+
DreamsFanatic15: I hold down shift and play the top keys like a piano
WTFstrikesback: !@#$%^&*()QERTGHB%RTUFGJVHN


johnSmith9669: Jessica is so retarded
Phoenix Saga X: I wish Nick would amaze me in bed...


instEaD 69 (6:56:36 PM): JohnSmith9669 (6:56:19 PM): send gay **** to me
JohnSmith9669 (6:56:42 PM): yes that too


PoWeR92Point5DJ: my mom making me
PoWeR92Point5DJ: shovel <333333333
PoWeR92Point5DJ: shovel ^+^
PoWeR92Point5DJ: the yard

Just because Mike said it...
PoWeR92Point5DJ has left the room.
AshantiAvrilBaby: RIP JAMIE
AshantiAvrilBaby: he'll be remembered for having the yummiest head

T Cyber Wiz Ar D: Randyyy
alexasexya18: i don't have psp anymore ranyd
alexasexya18: :-(
A Str0ke 0f Luck: can you resize images?
A Str0ke 0f Luck:
T Cyber Wiz Ar D: I don't have PDP anymore
T Cyber Wiz Ar D: omg LMAO
T Cyber Wiz Ar D: PSP*
A Str0ke 0f Luck: np: Safri Duo - Baya Baya | Plays: 2 | Rank: 402
A Str0ke 0f Luck: LMMFAO
alexasexya18: rotf gerry
T Cyber Wiz Ar D: omg how hawt




NHIEofwhatever: sorry about forgetting about your countdown last week
NHIEofwhatever: not that it matters
santeria4545: hahaha, I'm sure Aaron Carter would've debuted this week too
NHIEofwhatever: lmao
NHIEofwhatever: *will always have hope for him*
santeria4545: well he debuted that one day on my countdown
santeria4545: I did a "special edition" of all sucky stuff haha
NHIEofwhatever: that didn't count
santeria4545: haha
NHIEofwhatever: that ONLY happened because of Rose
NHIEofwhatever: NOT Aaron
santeria4545: well this is true
santeria4545: because Rose > all
NHIEofwhatever: how dare you say that >:O Aaron>Rose forever >:O
santeria4545: sorry, I disagree >:O
NHIEofwhatever: >:O how rude! >:O
santeria4545: >:O well Rose is the greatest >:O>:O
santeria4545: lol
NHIEofwhatever: lol
NHIEofwhatever: Rose WISHES she was as good as Aaron >;o
NHIEofwhatever: *>:O
santeria4545: oh yeah well you're just in denial! >:O
santeria4545: I mean
santeria4545: who can beat those lyrics
santeria4545: 6 5 4 3 2 1
santeria4545: NO ONE
santeria4545: OKAY
NHIEofwhatever: Aaron's going going Up Up Up! while she's going down down down!
santeria4545: NO ONE >:O
santeria4545: I DON'T THINK SO
NHIEofwhatever: I THINK SO >:O
NHIEofwhatever: Aaron has a WHOLE SONG about beating SHAQ
santeria4545: WELL YOU'RE WRONG >:O WAKE UP TO THE GREATNESS THAT IS ROSE >:O
NHIEofwhatever: NO ONE CAN BEAT SHAQ
NHIEofwhatever: BUT AARON CAN
santeria4545: SHAQ GOT PAID TO LET AARON BEAT HIM
santeria4545: IT'S ALL A SCAM
NHIEofwhatever: AARON HAD THE COOLEST PARTY OF THE YEAR!
santeria4545: AND ROSE CAME UP WITH HER LYRICS HERSELF, WITHOUT HELP FROM ANYONE IN LFO
santeria4545: TAKE THAT
NHIEofwhatever: LFO > ROSE TOO >:O
santeria4545: NOW THAT'S JUST RIDICULOUS >:O
santeria4545: I'VE HAD IT >:O
NHIEofwhatever: LFO>>>>>TRASH>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ROSE >:O
santeria4545: AARON CARTER <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< TRASH CAN
santeria4545: THROWS LFO IN THE RECYCLE BIN
NHIEofwhatever: PSH!
santeria4545: SCREAMSSSAW@!!
NHIEofwhatever: DUMPS THE TRASH CAN ON YOUR HEAD!
santeria4545: OH YEAH WELL DOES SOMETHING STUPID IN RETURN ****EN LUIZ WHATEVA
NHIEofwhatever: ROSE DOESN'T HAVE A BROTHER IN THE BESTEST GROUP OF ALL TIME >:O
santeria4545: ROSE DOESN'T NEED HELP FROM ANYONE, EXCEPT MAYBE INSPECTOR GADGET
santeria4545: BECAUSE SHE WAS DEFINITELY NOT PHOTOSHOPPED INTO THAT CAR SCENE
santeria4545: IT'S REAL
santeria4545: ROSE > ALL
NHIEofwhatever: INSPECTOR GADGET TAKES ADVICE FROM A DOG AND A LITTLE GIRL >:O
santeria4545: ROSE > YOU!!! >:O
santeria4545: THE DOG IS AWESOME
NHIEofwhatever: THE DOG IS SMARTER THAN ROSE >:O
santeria4545: HOW DARE U EVEN SAY THAT U LUIZER!!!!!@!11111 I CAN'T GET ANYTHING ACROSS TO U
santeria4545: U JUST NEED 2 SEE THE LIGHT
santeria4545: ROSE >>>>>>> EVERYTHING
NHIEofwhatever: THE DOG CAN COUNT BETTER THAN FROM 6 TO 1 >:O
santeria4545: MAYBE ROSE DOESN'T NEED ANY MORE NUMBERS! 6 THROUGH 1 ARE JUST FINE!
santeria4545: IN FACT THEY'RE GREAT!!
NHIEofwhatever: IT GOES 1 2 3 4 5 6 GET IT RIGHT!
santeria4545: NOT WHEN ROSE IS IN CHARGE!!11
NHIEofwhatever: BACKWARDS IS CORNY >;O
NHIEofwhatever: *>:O
NHIEofwhatever: AARON CAN BEAT ROSE ANY DAY >;O
NHIEofwhatever: *>:O
santeria4545: LIKE AARON CARTER'S LYRICS AREN'T?!?! YOU'VE GOT NO BACKUP THERE
santeria4545: >:O>:O
NHIEofwhatever: AARON WOULD NEVER EVER GIVE CANDY TO ROSE >:O
NHIEofwhatever: AND AARON HAS WAY MORE SONGS ON RADIO DISNEY THAN ROSE DOES
NHIEofwhatever: >:O
santeria4545: ROSE WOULDN'T EVEN ACCEPT AARON'S CANDY >:O
santeria4545: AND FINE I'LL GIVE YOU THAT
NHIEofwhatever: SO HA >;O
NHIEofwhatever: *>:O
santeria4545: CAUSE RADIO DISNEY IS THE ULTIMATE OF ALL ULTIMATE THINGYS
santeria4545: BUT ROSE WILL HAVE MORE SINGLES SOON
santeria4545: AND SHE'LL BE THE WHOLE TOP 6
santeria4545: 6 5 4 3 2 AND 1
NHIEofwhatever: PSH!
santeria4545: HA!
NHIEofwhatever: SHE'LL NEVER BEAT THE ONE WHO BEAT SHAQ
santeria4545: YOU JUST WAIT
santeria4545: GIVE IT UP ABOUT SHAQ
NHIEofwhatever: AARON WILL BE #1 FOREVER
santeria4545: SHAQ IS OLD NEWS
santeria4545: NO ONE CARES
santeria4545: YEAH WHATEVER!
santeria4545: ROSE >ALL
santeria4545: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>*****&**88888
NHIEofwhatever: EVEN NELLY WILL GIVE UP HIS #1NESS FOR AARON >:O
santeria4545: WHO SAYS
santeria4545: I'MA ASK NELLY HIMSELF
santeria4545: AND HE'S GONNA SAY ROSE IS #1
NHIEofwhatever: ROSE WOULDN'T EVEN BE ABLE TO PLAY NEVER HAVE I EVER BECAUSE SHE CAN'T COUNT FROM 10 >:O
santeria4545: OHHHH NO YOU DI'INT >:O
NHIEofwhatever: AND THAT IS JUST SAD >:O
santeria4545: DON'T EVEN BRING NHIE INTO THIS
santeria4545: THAT GAME SUCKS ANYWAY >:O
NHIEofwhatever: WELL ANYONE WHO CAN'T PLAY IT IS DUMBER THAN ROCKS!
NHIEofwhatever: >:O
santeria4545: WELL ROSE WOULD JUST HELP THE GAME CAUSE SHE WOULD START AT 6
santeria4545: AND SHE'D BE OUT SOONER
NHIEofwhatever: THEN SHE WOULD LOSE!
santeria4545: IT WOULD HELP THE GAME GO ALONG FASTER
santeria4545: SO THERE
santeria4545: SO ****ING WHAT
santeria4545: SHE DOESN'T NEED TO WIN THAT STUPID GAME
NHIEofwhatever: IF SHE CAN'T WIN A STUPID GAME SHE CAN'T BE #1 ON RADIO DISNEY >:O
santeria4545: OMG THIS JUST IN
santeria4545: FROM RADIO DISNEY
santeria4545: ROSE FALCON #1 FOREVER
santeria4545: THERE
santeria4545: HA
santeria4545: HA
santeria4545: FOREVER!
NHIEofwhatever: PSH
NHIEofwhatever: AARON WILL TAKE OVER REAL RADIO STATIONS!
NHIEofwhatever: THAT ROSE ONLY DREAMS OF BEING ON
santeria4545: YEAH RIGHT, AARON IS FALLING FAST ON RADIO DISNEY AND HE HAS NO AIRPLAY ELSEWHERE
santeria4545: SOON HE'LL BE TOTALLY GONE
NHIEofwhatever: HE'LL BE BACK!
NHIEofwhatever: HE'LL ALWAYS COME BACK
NHIEofwhatever: EVEN WHEN HE'S 43649873698562795629875638295267 YEARS OLD >:O
NHIEofwhatever: AND ROSE WILL BE LONG GONE >:O
santeria4545: HA! THAT'S JUST STUPID
santeria4545: ROSE IS IMMORTAL
santeria4545: WE ALL KNOW THAT
NHIEofwhatever:









!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NHIEofwhatever: HA!
NHIEofwhatever: HA!
NHIEofwhatever: HA!
santeria4545: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
santeria4545: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
santeria4545: DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
NHIEofwhatever: YEEEEEEEESSSSSSS
NHIEofwhatever: HA!
NHIEofwhatever: ROSE CAN'T BEAT THAT!!!!! >:O
santeria4545: OH THAT'S JUST EVIL
santeria4545: **** IT ALL
santeria4545: YOU WIN
santeria4545: I HOPE YOU'rE HAPPY
NHIEofwhatever: YAY!!! >:O
santeria4545: ****ING BOX THING
santeria4545: "RWE%@$%@46
santeria4545: >:O>:O>:O>:O
NHIEofwhatever: :-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D

Wow, I was gonna say nothing and no one has really changed since I was on til I figured out how old most of them were.

these ones are kinda old... so most people i different screen names now and all so i just edited them to names - less confusing.


Dennis: Fish are animals???

Victory: Name a fruit that begins with the letter P.
Steven: Peas

Matt: i have vanilla coke that has mold growing on the side of it

Monica: Thanks, but I don't have a penis.

Chris: i think my abstinence has made me mad

Jamie: listens to Jenny from the block I wonder who Jenny is??

Lucy: my chem teacher is allergic to pot LOL
Lucy: she told us she opens the windows all winter because she gets hot flashes

Jamie: eat ur dolphin

Jamie: falls in love with my blue marker

WJ: Jamie, do you want a sausage?
Jamie: I think Victor wants to touch it
Jamie: he so horny and kinky
WJ: Jamie, do you want a sausage?

Jamie: I can spell the pizza now
Jamie: on the phone!!!!!!!!!!
Scott: WOW!!!!
WJ: WOW! Amazing!
Scott: HOOKED ON PHONICES MUST HAVE WORKED FOR YOU!!!

Gerry: If there was such a show and they did a Celebrity Booty Camp..J.Lo would win

WJ: Even a bottled jar of Fat Joe's worst farts ever released is better than even 5 minutes of Jamie's lunacy.
WJ: *throws a jar of Fat Joe's bottled farts at Jamie*

Tina: are u online now jamie
Jamie: nope I am not

Jake: This coming from a person who uses the words "tuna", "poore", and "jumie".

Jamie: glue make my balls grow

Kworb: Tuna has such good taste
Jamie: Tuna has bad taste
Jamie: she hates every good singer

Jamie: anyone want some
Jamie: I have lots of booze
Justin: jamie
Justin: booze isnt something that can be traveled over the internet

Mel: lol
Lucy: ^---hates Justin
Mark: V wants to bang justin
Mel: which Justin?

Kworb: Someone sent me cutekitten.mpg
Ryan: LOL
Kworb: But it was a guy getting anally ****ed by a pig

Yale Nate: im gonna go see it on the weekend
Yale Nate: if im still alive
Other Justin: *kills Nate*
Yale Nate has left the room.

Scott: brb, I'm gonna jerk off

Scott: Justin
Scott: Let's do number 17

Wendy: the biggest in here is probably like
Wendy: ...
Wendy: well nevermind.
Nick: It's probably me :-\
Nick: I told you before
Nick: how big I am
Kworb: Nick has no shame
Nick: >_<
Kworb2: :-\
Nick: shame ^+^
Kworb: Nick did you show Wendy a pic to prove how big you are?
Wendy: yes.
Kworb: =-O
Nick: LMMFAO
WaltonGirl6905: scarred me for life.
Nick: But that was forever ago
Nick: she so asked for it
Nick: literally
Wendy: NO I DIDN'T
Nick: but she was "joking"
Wendy: you were like, wnana see
Wendy: nick showed like 1/2 the boards
Nick:
Wendy: we can all vouch that he's "big"
true though... there was like more to this and all but i think some of it got lost during one of the times the server went down or something... because i know like jake or someone made a long post where it was like "talking about nick's tool"

Steven: sometimes I wonder if Jamie is human

Ryan: I always think about if either Jamie is an alien or a regular human?

Kworb: I'm starting to like *****
(followed by... Kworb: Clocks! Clocks!!! >_<)

TC: ... this is like a football game
Nick: TC's always trying to score on Monica

WJ: Another problem with Code Red.
WJ: There are no individual links for replies.
TC: omg WJ
TC: I am not God I am just TC
WJ: What are you talking about.
TC: I have to talk to God to work out the little things like that lol
WJ: You are God, TC
Ben: Joe=God
Ben: TC=Jesus
Ben: *Going To Hell For That*

Ed: Mel wears glasses on her ass
Steven: same here Mel

Monica: I rather be a fat cow than an egotisical little brat who has to ask a board if he should lose his virginity

Monica: throws rocks at ashanti

Lucy: I need to stop watching TC
Matt: what is tc doing, exactly?
Monica: Lucy a stalker
Lucy: TYPOS ^+^

Lucy: my old TC was TINY
WJ: Poor TC.
Nick: omg Lucy *dies*
Lucy: why do I always do that STUPID typo in bad places >_<

WJ: NP: Chris Cornell - Can't Change Me
Randy: *masturbates to a pic of Chris Cornell*

TC: 50 Cent- In Da [CLASS] you can find me in da [class], [backpack full of books], I got what you need if you're into [doing homework]

Lucy: my one IM DIED
Dennis: *has sex with lucy's dead IM*
Mark: RIP Lucy's IM
Mark: omg dennis pervert
Dennis: im a necrophiliac
Dennis: omg
Dennis: screams
Mark: i have a thing for necrophiliacs

Jared: I sucks.
Jared: Hard.

Lucy: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww there is a pic of Ryan: ...
Ryan: EWWW
TC: WTF
Ed: LMMFAO
Ben: lmao
Matt: um...
Ryan: that is the sickest ****ing thing i've ever heard.

Matt: there are like 100 guests on the boards
Matt: looking at my avatar thread
Matt: it's just weird, lol

Dennis: randy LIKES every guy
Ryan: Randy's a modified version of me

Dennis: i dont believe in saving yourself until marriage cuz you wont know what you're missing out on

TC: I am the #1 Britney fan
TC: BY FAR

Gerry: np: Thalia-Whare Did You Go? (jamie Do you like this song?)
Jamie: yep
Jamie: screams
Jaime: I like everysong
Gerry: I love how you like songs that don't exsist

Jamie: Masterbuating is like butterflies wanting to have sex with beess

Alexa: dennis has a Japanese fetish^_^
Dennis: i do

Steven: mike, do you like ****?
Mike: NO!
Mike: **** < Mermaids
Mike: ^ weirdo
Mike: v smart
TC: where does Ashanti factor in that equation?

Nick: Mike have you ever had an erection
Mike: NO!!
Jim: NEVER?!?!?!?!
Ryan: you are abnormal.
Ryan: you're a woman.
Matt: do you have something down there in your pants?
Mike: I'm not a girl!
Ryan: if you're not a girl, you must be an alien
Mike: I am a boy for crying out loud!
Matt: mike, do you have something down there in your pants?
Ryan: how old are you?
Mike: It's just a penis, and it's raining outside again
Mike: I'm 18!
Ryan: you're 18 years old and you've never had an erection in your life.
Ryan: you ARE abnormal
Mike: I've never had sex!

Mike: My dream last night involved spiders up my rear end
Mike: They were already
Mike: dead
Mike: Anyway, in my dream, I was minding my own business, and then these dumb spiders were staring at me
Mike: So I decided....you know what, I'm gonna put these critters in my rear end, and see how they like it
Mike: I did, about 150 of them
Mike: Back to the dream, I went to sleep with these spiders in my butt, but...
Mike: when I woke up the next morning, I was black all ovrer.
Mike: over

Jim: I turned gay by people like Hilary Duff :- !

Jim: does Sailor Moon have a poon?
Mike: no

Dennis: i wanna be a woman so i can have multiple orgasms

Mike: You guys are weird, seriously

Mike: Jim, let me explain
Jim: okay......
Mike: This mer-gun can be powerful
Mike: With it, you can turn all the people in the chat room right now into mermaids.
TC: I think my intelligence was lowered in the last 3 hours

Fonso: did u even get your period?
Mike: No
Fonso: why not?
Mike: I haven't been much of an out-goer
Mike: I have more things to worry about
Mike: like, staying in my house without leaving

In The IM window
Nick: what's the chat name
Matt: you are worthless and pathetic
Nick signed off at 1:10:09 AM.
In The Chat
Matt: why did you block me nick?
Nick: I thought you were being mean

Ike: I really sucked today
Mike: Same here

Jamie: I am wearing a green skirt

Alex: WB WENDY I LOVE YOU AND UR PENIS

Mark: fries micah and eats him with mashed potatoes

Mike: What is deepthroat?
Victor: it's what you're supposed to do if you're straight!!
Mike: Well, I do that
Victor: your brother is alseep Mike?
Mike: I'm positive
Victor: Great chance to go over and deepthroat him, don't you think?
Mike: If he wakes up while I do that, he'll hurt me

Mike: See? My brother is dumb
Alexa: did you deepthroat him yet, mike? LMAO
Mike: Why must I always be bothered by my brother?

Scott: I never met anyone who could deepthroat me before until recently...now I know how happy I made other people feel :-) lol

Mike: TRL > Sex

Jamie: Nick
Jamie: I need help
Nick: I know
Nick: we'll get you to a therapist soon

Kworb: takes it off

Ed: Blowjobs ^_^
Mel: which will be happening soon

Ben: That Big Thing?
Alex: my penis
TC: yes

NG: i am ****ing someone

Wahoo.

MOCKery 0818: i wear panties on my head
AshantiAvrilBaby: are they edible?

AshantiAvrilBaby: then I'll smoke your nuts with lard :-!

MOCKery 0818: damn laptops
MOCKery 0818: burning people's balls
MOCKery 0818: they msut be stopped
MOCKery 0818: must*

Stellar Square: saw you at the party. you were there. on the phone.
MOCKery 0818: why would someone be on the phone during a party, unless it was to get a ride?
MOCKery 0818: i'd be like, "get off the phone you loser, there's some hos in the other room wanting some secks"

XplicitzNG: oh man i heard gun shot
XplicitzNG: wtf
MOCKery 0818: i had to kill a ****ing junebug. forget your gunshot

MOCKery 0818: chi-chi caca poo-poo - the rarest animal known to man
MOCKery 0818: ‰
MOCKery 0818: i farted in the steam room
MOCKery 0818: ya, ya-ya, yaaa
MOCKery 0818: #_#
MOCKery 0818: PAPERCLIPS!
MOCKery 0818: dunna-nana-da, dunna-nunna-da-da
MOCKery 0818: woottt
MOCKery 0818: ****
MOCKery 0818: [i don't know why i said that]
MOCKery 0818: :)

MOCKery 0818: arizonanickhasastuffedanimalinhisroom.com
AzMbiker: allofjohnnysreallifefriendsareclinicallyobese.com
MOCKery 0818: omgyouresofunnylolwhotaughtyouthatone.com
AzMbiker: omgnickjustupdatedhissurvivorgovoteorhehuntsyoudow nandshootsandjohnnyitaughtmyselfthatonebu****okayb ecausesoaremine:-!.com
MOCKery 0818: lfr.com/ithinkineedtousethelittlegirlsroom.html
AzMbiker: thatmakesyouapediphilebutnotintheneatherlands.com
MOCKery 0818: youspelledpedophilewrongohsonowimapedophilebecause iknowhowtospellit****you.com/gayfiles/aznick_penissuck.jpg
AzMbiker: johnnysandsisterincestfiles.com/nicksgoingtosleepnowbecauseheworkedadoubleandhesgo ingoutwithhisbuddyearlytomorrow.com/johnnydonttouchthoselittleboys/orthoseuzbekitransvestites.html
*** AzMbiker has left the chat.
MOCKery 0818: LFR
MOCKery 0818: hahahahahahahahaha omg
MOCKery 0818: i just laughed hard and farted
MOCKery 0818: :-[
MOCKery 0818: wtf

MOCKery 0818: digeridoooo
MOCKery 0818: b2k r sooo hawt
*** Showdownkid7 has left the chat.
MOCKery 0818: shade agrees
MOCKery 0818: deep down inside

More hysteria.

MOCKery 0818: try having a dream where your dick is a hotdog and a girl is eating it
tehchristpherr: O.O
Showdownkid7: so?
Showdownkid7: try having a dream where your dick is 1000 miles long
Showdownkid7: i never had so i wanna know what its like
IkeBart9999: Try having a dream where you have two dicks. 8=D
MOCKery 0818: LFR

MOCKery 0818: let's make up nonexistent words
MOCKery 0818: SLEESH
K1ss3vryScarrr: ke can't spell potatos
MOCKery 0818: POTATOES
Stellar Square: I can't spell anything
Stellar Square: STOP MAKING FUN OF ME
Stellar Square: :'(
MOCKery 0818: you just did
MOCKery 0818: :)
Stellar Square: bitch
MOCKery 0818: blomp
MOCKery 0818: LFR @ BLOMP
MOCKery 0818: ke, you're a blomp
Stellar Square: blomp :-! reminded me of aplomb
Stellar Square: *_*
MOCKery 0818: :-!
MOCKery 0818: unocronid
MOCKery 0818: ryan is delanish
Stellar Square: a·plomb NOUN: Self-confident assurance; poise
Stellar Square: :)
MOCKery 0818: no
MOCKery 0818: BLOMP
Stellar Square: APLOMB!
Stellar Square: its such a funny word
IkeBart9999: Shmorth
MOCKery 0818: blomp is a noun, and--LFRRR
Stellar Square: smuffin
Stellar Square: smitten
MOCKery 0818: and it means a lazy person
Stellar Square: I'm smitten over youuuu
MOCKery 0818: jesus
IkeBart9999: This song is POTH!
thesePretzels: JESUS IS HERE
IkeBart9999: Holy LARMS!
Stellar Square: i just realized johnny is insane
MOCKery 0818: LFR
EuphoricSOAD: Jesus, take us to neverland.
MOCKery 0818: YES!
MOCKery 0818: PLEASE, JESUS
MOCKery 0818: TAKE US TO NEVERLAND

Of course, I edit out parts of these chat excerpts.

yall str8 up wildin out in these chats

SuFi Ben imo: P
SuFi Ben imo: A
SuFi Ben imo: R
SuFi Ben imo: T
SuFi Ben imo: Y
SuFi Ben imo: WHAT DOES THAT SPELL?
mockery0818: manchester
SuFi Ben imo: YOU ARE
SuFi Ben imo: RIGHT
mockery0818: i knew it
ManClub87: what does he win?
SuFi Ben imo: the cure for AIDS
mockery0818: LFR
mockery0818: but, i don't have AIDS
mockery0818: can i use it as a kite?
SuFi Ben imo: yeah
ManClub87: kites ^__^
SuFi Ben imo: it helps a lot with that

Party!