A idiots guide to dealing with nuisance (perv) callers
Right - here's how you deal with a nuisance (perv) phone caller.
1. First of all, go to your nearest sports shop and buy a football referee's whistle.
2. Keep the whistle on your biz desk next to your telephone. When the phone rings, put the whistle in your mouth ready, lift receiver. If it's your nuisance caller, blow the whistle as loudly as possible down the phone.
3. This will cause serious pain in the ear - but what do you care! Your nuisance caller will not bother you ever again.
You can waste your time trying to sort this out thru the usual legal channels, but take my advice, a punch on the nose works every time.
