Discussion: Worst Club Experiences

Josh

What are some worse club expeirences you've had in your life? (can be gay clubs as well)

RomanNavy

This night in the club jeez..
I was so drunk the other night, and I kept doing tequila shots with my friends after I dunno how much beer.
I got to the cafeteria of the club which is upstairs (it's like a snack bar).
I felt so sick and I only saw 1 friend and a lot of strangers.
So I yell at my friend: come here! and legit 1 sec later I'm vomiting on a table next to me where people were eating. I was so embarrassed.
This staff member got there with a towel and he was so mad, I had to clean everything and I was banned for 1 month from the club. And had to pay for their food lol.
I was kicked out and I don't remember coming home actually.

Also one time in Spain I was drugged but that's a real long nasty story so nvm

BadBitches

One night, I was dancing on the floor like i was on fire. Next thing I know, I fall into a table littered with drinks. They were pissed at me. I spent the rest of the night in the bathroom drying myself off.

Poe Dameron

I was so drunk one night I can't remember what happened except for being sick in the toilets and getting thrown out the club

omg there was a picture with me and 2 cougars

Eaten By Lions

I was vomiting profusely. Multiple bouncers surrounded me and I tried to block my vom with my hands but it ricocheted and splashed over all of them. They were fairly unimpressed.

Ugh another time I made out with a boy at a straight club on the stage. It was a scene. I am mortified thinking about it because I'm just not about that kind of display.

Before I turned legal I used to get chased down and kicked out by bouncers for sneaking in underage, but that's actually not so bad.

I think that's it really. I'm typically very well behaved even as a drunk. Now that I'm more experienced I'm never a mess.

Kleine

This older straight couple having sex in a bathroom of a gay club.

Kleine

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Originally posted by BlackJesus

I was dancing with this girl and all of a sudden she stuck her hand in my pants and started to finger my asshole. Then she tasted it and walked away. It was the most awkward thing with my friends there too.

Did you like it?

MonsterNavy

I was so drunk I keep biting all my friends

The next day all of them are complaining about bite marks and scars

I slept in the bathroom floor

RudeBoy93

Some girls have me pills and I took them turns out its was crack

Nippy'sReceipts

I was caught in the crossfire of a club fight once and in the midst of it someone stole my shoes

Eaten By Lions

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Originally posted by kleinemonster

This older straight couple having sex in a bathroom of a gay club.

Omg this one straight stripper (he had a girlfriend) at a gay club ordered me to touch his testicles in the bathroom. What a mess. In all honesty, I hope that no heterosexual who ever has a strong influence in gay rights ever visits a gay club for the experience. It's where morals go to die.

BadBitches

Quote:

Originally posted by Nippy'sReceipts

I was caught in the crossfire of a club fight once and in the midst of it someone stole my shoes

NO!

MonsterNavy

oh and I bit my straight guy friend's dick

Poe Dameron

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Originally posted by MonsterNavy

oh and I bit my straight guy friend's dick

How did you manage to do that

Arking

Getting monkey drunk at a holiday work party and being asked by security to leave, and coming in to work the next day sick and hung over with my own dried vomit on my shoes.

RomanNavy

Quote:

Originally posted by BlackJesus

I was dancing with this girl and all of a sudden she stuck her hand in my pants and started to finger my asshole. Then she tasted it and walked away. It was the most awkward thing with my friends there too.

Sis

Kleine

Quote:

Originally posted by Eaten By Lions

Omg this one straight stripper (he had a girlfriend) at a gay club ordered me to touch his testicles in the bathroom. What a mess. In all honesty, I hope that no heterosexual who ever has a strong influence in gay rights ever visits a gay club for the experience. It's where morals go to die.

Mess.
My parents went to the gay club before.
My stepdad was getting hit on.

Nippy'sReceipts

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Originally posted by BadBitches

NO!

yes, a mess. some rhinocerous looking bitches knocked my drunk ass down and next thing i knew i heard someone unsnapping my shoes. i thought my friends were just playing around or that someone was trying to drag me to safety but i was wrong

Kleine

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Originally posted by RudeBoy93

Some girls have me pills and I took them turns out its was crack

You did crack?

Mister Martian

The only physical fight I've even been in was at a club. I wouldn't say I kicked the guys ass, because he punched me in the head, but I did headbutt him and broke his nose just before the fight got heavy. I was "banned," but I still go monthly with my friends.