If you get easily offended this thread isn't for you. And this is a long read LOL but if you have time, well hahahaha expect to laugh a bit.

What would the music industry be like if it was a high school? And props to whoever made the original one cause I edited it a bit for newer artists.

Lupe Fiasco would be the kid who everyone liked but no one really paid him much attention when he wasn't around.

Lil' Kim would be the school hoe.

Britney Spears would be the white girl all the white girls were jealous of, all the white guys wanted, all the black guys thought she was sexy, and the black girls thought she was a **** until she got pregant with a guy from the chess team.

Kevin Federline would be the nerd on the chess team who got lucky.

Avril Lavigne would be the poser who pretended to hate all the popular girls until she became pretty.

Jessica Alba would be the girl all the black guys thought was sexy for a white girl even though she's latina.

J-Lo would be the school ****.

Master P would be the loser that nobody really knows,who wears his own clothes that nobody likes but still on the basketball team.

P Diddy would be the annoying dork who couldnt dance but thought he could and on Biggy's nuts.

Nas would be the dude normal popular kids cudnt figure out,but around his crew he was tha ****.

Jay-Z would be the ugly kid who could rap but hated Nas cuz he is better.

Aaron Carter would be hang out with the outcasta: Hilary Duff, Bow Wow & Aly & AJ.

Aly 7 AJ would be those two girls trying to fit in so hard that no one liked them at all.

Hilary Duff would be the girl who got them obvious ass porcelain veneers that her ass looked like the horses you see on Animal Planet.

Westside Connection would be the school bullies that beat everybody up.

Dr. Dre would be the O.G. that knew everything and was respected by everyone.

Beyonce would be the most popular girl in school and be the captain of the cheer squad.

Sean Paul would be that one guy who everyone loved his music but didn't know how to say any of it.

Kelly Rowland would be Beyonce's right had man and follow Bee like she's peanut butter on jelly.

Michelle would be that ugly girl who caught a break and some weave and just happened to be able to dance that got on the Cheerleading squad.

LeToya Luckett would be the girl everyone thought was pretty but she ain't beyonce's friend no more so people would ignore her.

Christina aguilera would be that girl who was more talented than everything compared to britney Spears but always came in second place overall.

Jojo would be that fast ass little **** you didn't want your son around because she's only 15 singing "how to touch a girl".

Brooke Valentine would be that girl who everyone could have sworn was a bodybuilder and a member of the football team.

Daddy Yankee would be that guy who all the rappers thought was cool but couldn't understand **** he said.

Jeannie Ortega would be that girl who everyone ignored because her ghetto act got old and annoying quickly.

R Kelly would be the dude that graduated 3 years ago and still goes back to the school to talk to girls.

Ciara would be the best girl dancer and head of the dance team but everyone would think she was a man.

Ne-Yo would the best love song writer in the school but all the girls were "so sick" of him because he was ugly.

Eminem would be the white dude who hangs with black guys and had all of their respects.

Paris Hilton would be the girl who thought having herpes was "hot"

Pharrell would be that black guy who hangs with the white and asian kids but still get respect from the black kids.

Lil Jon would be the loud special ed student that takes classes at the back of the school.

Justin Timberlake would be the guy who wanted everyone to like him.

Ludacris would be the class clown.

Kanye West would be the best dressed guy at school who gets along with everyone but the principal.

Outkast would be the two guys who wear their own unique style of clothing.

50 cent would be the guy who's been shot before and thinks he's cool because of that.

Ja Rule would be the wannabe thug that gets beat up by 50 cent

Biggie would be the fat ugly guy with the fine girlfriend who has
everyone wondering how he hooked that **** up.

Nelly would be the pretty-boy sophomore that plays on the varsity football team and all the females love him and most of the guys hate him.

And Murphy lee would get all the fine girls simply because he hangs with Nelly.

Lil Bow Wow would be that skinny loser who hangs out with his
older brother and his crew because he has no friends of his own.

Christina Milian: the pretty sweet girl that everyone wants to tap but she's a virgin and only talks to pretty boys.

Fergie would be the freak show because all of her plastic surgeries.

Twista would be the kid who always writes 3000 word essays instead of the required 700.

Cassidy would be the young freshman kid who is the best freestyler and is loved by girls and respected by dudes.

Usher would be the school's hottest guy that all the gurls wanted, but is secretly gay.

Juvenille would be the guy u hated listening to cuz of the way he talked.

Cassie would be the conceited popular girl who never showed up at class because she was too busy singing in a mirror.

Dem Franchize boyz is the group that wears nothing but white tees and does the same dance every time.

Wayne would be the guy who freestyles out of nowhere and his rhymes are tight.

Mariah Carey would be the mixed girl that looked white that only likes black guys.

Cheyenne Kimball would get her ass beat daily because she would piss everyone off by singing every two seconds.

Fall Out Boy would be that group of nerds that everyone ignored until the senior prank.

Carrie Underwood would be that one girl everyone ignored until she performed at the talent show and they realized why theyhad never noticed her; she was a robot.

Jessica Simpson would be the dumb blonde of the school.

Ashlee Simpson would be the dumber blonde gone poser because she didn't get enough attention as a child. And eventually people beat her ass cause of her horrible music.

Nick Lachey would be that football player who goy lucky and got cheated on by Jessica.

The Pussycat Dolls would be the "Spirit Squad" composed of the hottest ***** in school (Nicole) and her followers.

Pink would be the girl who promoted moral values until she gets caught on camera flashing her boobs to a homeless man.

Jermaine Dupri would be school snitch who told on evrybody.

Anna Nalick would be the girl no one knew she existed until graduation.

Chris Brown would be that new kid that the ladies loved but the guys picked on.

Mike Jones would be the guy that tries to get popular by saying his name every 5 seconds and giving out his phone number.

Mary J. would be the sweet but thugish black girl that loved to sing.

Remy Ma would be the girl who think she is fine but everyone else thinks shes ugly.

Snoop Dogg would be the school stoner that drives a cadillac to school and smokes in class.

Omarion would be the schools lady man and always winning talent shows.

Pretty Ricky would be the group of dudes that ran trains on alotta girls

Rihanna would be the foreign exchange student from the Carribean that all the guys thought buttahead (Everything sexy but her big ass head) and the girls thought was a bitch so they whooped her ass all the time.

I've to admit i'd love to get into this school!

can you imagine all of them together at the same age :s in the same school

Meh, I'll have some fun:

Lupe Fiasco - I agree.

Lil' Kim - Somewhat agree. She would leave during her Junior year to have a baby or she would be sent to Juvey.

Britney Spears - Agree - Sweet Southern girl who the girls were jealous of.

Kevin Federline - Disagree - The white random guy who mooched his way to popularity, while faking his friendship w/ Lachey

Avril Lavigne - Somewhat agree - Best emo-goth-creative friends with P!nk.

Jessica Alba - Somewhat Agree - Cheerleader and School TV news anchor

J-Lo - Disagree - The laid back quiet girl who tagged along with Lil Kim then switched to Alba

Master P - Agree

P Diddy - Disagree - The guy who thinks he's all popular and more.

Nas - Somewhat Agree - Sworn enemy to Jay-Z, and the guy who got kicked off the Basketball team for mouthing off to the coach. - (Who happens to be Stevie Wonder)

Jay-Z - kind of agree - The outcast until the school rap competition which he was noticed, Beyonce noticed his growing popularity, and grabbed him while he could.

Aaron Carter - Somewhat agree - He would be used as a 4th wheel for several groups in this class.

Hilary Duff, & Aly & AJ - Disagree - The goody two shoe hardcore Choir girls

Bow Wow- Basketball player, and just a normal joe.

Westside Connection - Agree and would have a combined total of 442 Days of Suspension before the group is expelled and sent to Juvey.

Dr. Dre - Agree

Beyonce - Agree

Sean Paul - Agree, and had a 4 month relationship with J LO

Kelly Rowland - Agree

Michelle - Somewhat Agree - Former hardcore Christian Girl until she was accepted into the Cheerleading Squad

LeToya Luckett - Agree, and Best friends with J. Lo

Christina aguilera - Agree - Always got the main lead parts in Choir, and was heavily envyed by Duff and Aly and AJ

Jojo - Disagree - The shortest girl in the class who happend to go out with Aaron Carter

Brooke Valentine - Haha - Best buds with Lil'Kim.

Daddy Yankee - Agree - LULAC presidant until he slacked off and was forced to resign the postion to Alba.

Jeannie Ortega - Agree - Buds with J.Lo

R Kelly - Agree

Ciara - Agree - Turned down the Destiny's Child posse' and became an individual and hooked with Bow Wow.

Ne-Yo - Disagree - Poetry club presidant and right hand man to P.Diddy until Diddy took advantage of him.

Eminem - Agree

Paris Hilton - Somewhat agree - The rich spoiled girl who bought her way to be the vice presidancy of the school student government.

Pharrell - Agree The lead nerd of the jazz club.

Lil Jon - HAHA - Always making noise and trouble, made everybody laugh. True Class Clown.

Justin Timberlake - Disagree The guy who just moved in

Ludacris - Disagree - Most Creative guy in the class

Kanye West - Agree - Best buds with Pharell

Outkast - Agree - Best dressed

50 cent - The guy who was popular, and barely passedd English, but Kicked ass in Football.

Ja Rule - Disagree - Buds with Ludacris and hangs out with JLo

Biggie - Agree

Nelly - Secret Rival with Nick Lachey, one of the 2 quarterbacks

Murphy lee - Agree

Christina Milian - Agree - BFF with Ciara until Bow Wow split them apart.

Fergie - Disagree - the girl who suprisingly won the Homecoming Queen position .

Twista - Agree - Overachiever

Cassidy - Disagree - Wannabe class clown who was overshadowed by Lil Jon. Later during Sophomore year he was sent to Juvey for suspected murder and didn't get out until 2nd Semester Senior year

Usher - Disagree - The guy who got badly damaged during the final football game of the season, but wound up being school president for one year.

Juvenille - Agree - Never showed up to class

Cassie - Disagree - Pals with Ciara, but had a fierce rival-ship during the school dance competition.

Dem Franchize boyz - The boyz who managed to smart their way out of getting beat up.

Wayne - Agree

Mariah Carey - Agree - The girl who didn't know what she was good at until stealing 1st place at the talent show from Xtina

Cheyenne Kimball - Pals with Spears

Fall Out Boy - Somewhat agree - Not really nerds just those band boys who were dorks

Carrie Underwood - Quiet resevered country girl who hung out with Spears.

Jessica Simpson - Agree, but a sweetheart, always fighting for attention with Sister Ashlee.

Ashlee Simpson - The girl who got picked on until she gave a class presentation that earned her a wild load of respect but still dissed.

Nick Lachey - Agree - All Star school jock.

The Pussycat Dolls - Somewhat agree - The girls who attended the same classes no matter what

Pink - Disagree - BFF with Avril, always the rebel leader.

Jermaine Dupri - Somewhat Agree The guy who was on everybody's lips, but couldn't remember what he looked like.

Anna Nalick - Somewhat agree The quiet girl who was rejected by the Aly/AJ/Hilary/Cheyenne clan and became friends with whoever she wanted ~Most likely with Carrie

Chris Brown - Agree - But loved by the ladies

Mike Jones - Agree - Buds with Eminem

Mary J. - The outspoken girl who got beaten up by Lil Kim cuz she accidently sprayed her in the face with hair spray.

Remy Ma - Somewhat Agree - The weakest memeber of the cheerleading squad.

Snoop Dogg - Somewhat Agree The school "Travel Agent / Drug Dealer"

Omarion - Disagree - Had a rivalry with Nick, and dated Ciara for 3 Days until Jeannie Ortega blabbed her mouth.

Pretty Ricky - The wannabe pimps.

Rihanna - Agree


And I'm going to add to this class

Maroon 5 - The guys who hung around with Fall Out Boy

Bo Bice - School Hippie hung around with Pharell, Pink, and Avril. Everybody thought he was a drugee.

FeFe Dobson - The girl who started out as popular but wound up being behind Alba working with the school new program department.

A Teens and Jump 5 - The Hardcore Christian Group everybody tried to break, later A-Teens broke away from the group because they weren't as hardcore as Jump 5.

Brandy - Presidant of Key Club, who was noticed, but never obliged during her Senior year.

Kelly Clarkson - Average Girl who was best friends with Carrie, and who wound up winning Prom Queen after a huge rival bitch fight occured between the other contenders. - (Including Beyonce, Kelly Rowland, Hilary Duff, and Jeannie Ortega ~ Who won her spot by blackmailing the Prom comitee)

Switchfoot - Speechies (Part of the Speech and debate team which also had Alba) and regular joes.

Will.i.am - Head of the class, always envyed by Pharell.

Well that was a long and boring read

where's nelly furtado?

Nelly Furtado - The girl who loves birds, also a loud mouth with Ortega.

kelis is the bossy black girl in the school who always 'milk-shake' her booties

LMAO loved it.

LMAO!!!



that whole 'article' (?) was pretty funny

lmao!!!!

Cheyenne Kimball would get her ass beat daily because she would piss everyone off by singing every two seconds. <---- hahahaha

LOL. Thatb was funny lol

LOL, but for Aly&Aj is so mean!

Yeah that was funny. Hahahahaha!!!!! I wouldn't want to be at that school. I would feel uncomfortable there. I would be the loner away from everyone else who is popular.

yep

lmao at Cheyenne

Some of it was OK, but really, it wasn't really like a high school and whoever made is edited it too much, so it would be completely similar to each artist. Avril Lavigne was probably the best one.

You forgot....

Keyshia Cole, The schools resident beeyatch! Best friends with Remy Ma, Kelis, Brooke Valentine, and Lil Kim. Got suddenly pretty in senior year which changed her ghetto attitude.

James Blunt- The Tom-Girl who all the girls wanted but he didnt want them

T.I.- The conceited idiot who thought he was King because he gets all the girls

Jamie Foxx- The movie actor guy who thinks he can sing when that's not his thing