My favorite one was.. "I like to run small children over in my pimp-mobile. I yell in the streets 'Ice Cream!" They come running after my car. I stop, put it in reverse, and... thump thump thump thump thump."
Haha, definitely a nice find. Thanks Matt! It seems to be a perfect site when wanting to make someone feel good or even smile seeing Nick is proof of that! Thanks again.