Member Since: 9/14/2004
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I hope Paris titles her album "Glorified Trash"
At least this would be consistent with her image. The media may love her, as well as some of you on this board - but I'm afraid its becoming to much of an obstacle to look beyond Paris' contributions thus far:
1. One Night in Paris: ****o
2. "Like, let's party": Excessive partying and trash talking
3. Carls Junior Commercial: ****o with clothes on.
4: Confessions of an Heiress: A book written to exploit her wealth
5. Bling Bling b*tches! : Paris sells cheap jewelry on Amazon!
6. Simple Life: A "reality" show to display her inability to work or assist in a job atmosphere.
7. Wax Crap: House of Wax, a remake of a horror film - where Paris stretched herself to potray a blond teen who tries having sex when she is interrupted by a killer.
8. And finally her debut album! Which is coming out in June, even though she said it would be out February 2004, then got pushed back to late summer, then decided on Spring 2005, but thought waiting until the following December would give her more time - time that is so hard to find for an heiress to find. December came and went - and Spring 2006 seemed perfect. Oopsy! Forgot that Paris still had to record more songs - so Summer 2006 it will finally be!
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