One:
I know one of your secrets and you know one of mine; we're both gay.
Two:
I know when you're lying, but I don't say anything to save us both an awkward moment.
Three:
You think your camouflage throws everyone off, but a lot of us see you. It's just hard to pin you down because you'll come up with one excuse after the other when the heat's on you.
Four:
I wish you'd stop sticking up for them. They treat you like ****, but you still feel obligated to protect them. I guess it's a circle because you treat me like **** sometimes, but I still care for you.
Five:
There was a time when I loved you, but I'm wondering why... I know why, but I can't believe I was so willing to overlook what you really wanted. I guess your eight month absence was enough to knock some sense into me.