If you were trapped in a dark cornered room with Ghostface from Scream, and you have 9 weapons laying there on a table for you to protect yourself with from the killer which would you pick?

1. Machete
2. Butcher Kitchen Knife
3. Police Gun (with only one bullet)
4. Axe
5. Razor Knife
6. Chainsaw (with unlimited gas)
7. Machine Gun (with unlimited bullets)
8. A Small Army Knife
9. Smoke Bomb

Machine Gun. Unlimited bullets >>>> knives and a police gun with one bullet.

And plus I couldn't risk using a knife because there's a 50/50 chance he could stab me first.

Banana

I would use this and I would slap him until he was annoyed and left.

That scene in Scary Movie still gives me life. She had a gun, knife, and grenade on that table and went for the banana. nnnn;;