People think I'm gay because my facebook posts are about Kelly Clarkson, Pink, and Avril Lavigne... and I'm like really?? you think I'm gay because I like pop music?
Well I thnik you're gay because I've seen you dry humping other boys and spank them..

So just fill in the blank: People think I'm gay when _______________ or because _____________.

People think I'm gay when I open my mouth to speak.

N**** you gay.

Um, idk how to answer.

People think I'm gay because I tell them in depth descriptions of my homosexual sexual escapades.

In depth is in bold because it's meant to be a joke about being really deep inside someone.

See you later everyone.

People think I'm gay when they hear me talking about bum sex & hot guys...
So yeah...

I wish more people would think I'm gay.