And the Loser Winners are: (from me

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Worst Picture
Dukes of Hazzard
Worst Actor
Jamie Kennedy - Son of the Mask
Worst Actress
Hilary Duff - Cheaper by the Dozen 2 and The Perfect Man
Most Tiresome Tabloid Targets
Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Oprah Winfrey’s Couch, The Eiffel Tower & “Tom’s Baby”
Worst Supporting Actor
Hayden Christensen - Star Wars III: No Sith, He's Supposed to Be Darth Vader?!?!
Worst Supporting Actress
Jessica Simpson - The Dukes of Hazzard
Worst Screen Couple
Jessica Simpson & Her “Daisy Dukes” - The Dukes of Hazzard
Worst Remake Or Sequel
House of Wax
Worst Director
Ewe Boll - Alone in the Dark
Worst Screenplay
Dirty Love - Written by Jenny McCarthy