Blue Ivy, Lana & Britney: NME's end-of-year honours
Pictures of NME's alternative end-of-year honours 2012
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Craziest Conspiracy Theory Involving Celebrity Baby: Blue Ivy Carter – the newborn child of Beyonce and Jay-Z – found herself the subject of Satanist and Illuminati conspiracy theory rumours. No information on whether famous New World Order mentalist Jim Corr (that's right) was involved.
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Most Surprisingly Successful Comeback From A Train Wreck: The latest act in the ShakeSpearsean tragedy of Britney's life? She's only the highest earning woman in the music industry this year. You'd have thought she could afford a chair to sit on, but no.
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Katy Perry Insult Of The Year goes to Crystal Castles' Alice Glass: "****ing Katy Perry spraying people with her ****ing dick, her ****ing *** gun coming on ****ing children... Don't encourage little girls to get dressed up, to have cupcakes on their **** to get people to lick them off, 'cause that's what you're insinuating.
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Stupidest Sexual Reference In A Lyric Lana Del Rey's "My ***** tastes like Pepsi Cola" takes the biscuit.
