When I'm not with my family. They all get pissed off with it after like 2 items.

unfortunately my job is to sit behind one of the normal check-outs it's so ****ing boring
i wish more people would do self check-outs so i don't have to

[puts down item that weighs hardly anything]

"Please place your item in the bagging area"

Yes, but I wish it didn't say the word "please" after everything.

"please scan your items"
"please put your item in the bag"
"please wait for assistance"
"please select your payment method"
"please insert your card"
"please enter your pin"
"please take your card and your receipt"
"please take your bag"

all i have to say is:
"please shut the **** up"

Only once or twice. I don't like standing there looking stupid when something goes wrong.

Always. The only time I don't is when I'm going full on grocery shopping so obviously can't with 250 food items.

We are third world so obviously that kind of technology doesn't exist here.

There's none of those here, so no.

they don't have those in my ratchet city

Of course

edit: what kind of poverty stricken countries do you live in where you don't have self service

YASS! I love having to ask for assistance from an employee every few seconds!

Hell yeah I use it. Cashiers are ****en slow.

No, it is so frustrating and consistently tells me to place items here, there and everywhere I'd rather have a human being do it. It's quicker and less frustrating.

This. I went to a mahine in the opposite direction of the one that I usually use. I didn't realize that the machine had flipped. So I was doing everything backwards. It made it look like I was stealing

Yes. It's so global

Please scan the next item

Please scan the next item