Yesterday afternoon, I was biking. I decided to go uphill so I will move very very fast going downhill. And so I did. I was already on the highway but my bike showed no signs of slowing down. I freaked out and squeezed the brake. Nothing happened. I'm already freaked out as **** cause there is a goddamn van a few meters away from me and I'm moving faster than the mother****er. Seeing that I am not stopping anytime soon. I decided to overtake the van. But holy jesus there is a car on the other side of the road and because the road ain't very wide, I didn't dare take my chances. Then I saw the gutter. I thought it was wide enough for me to pass through. I was almost past the van when my bike toppled on a rock and tumbled me down. I was in total chaos. I felt thetires rolling on my head and my arms . I thought I was dead. But luckily I was alive and (unfortunatelyp did not get amnesia. The mother****ing van just rolled on like nothing happened and I was in shock to remember its plate number. I managed to walk to a hospital not very far away. I only got open wounds and tire marks and hugeass bruises. Right now my body is swollen as **** and I can't move very much. But still, I'm alive

How bout u? Share your accident stories here.

All of them occured in winter, because of snow-covered ice. Which is another reason that winter should be banned.

One of them well I was walking home from work I fell on some hidden ice, went head-first, into a metal fence. I got a concussion, and had miss like 3 days of work because of it.

One time, there was this really pretty bright green lamp one of my parents left on. I was a dumb little curious child who decided to touch it. I still have a scar on my right index finger because of it.

The van ran you over are you alright?

I was on a scooter going down a hill back in July coming from a friends house (I was watching her dog while she was out of town) and it had rained so the sidewalks were a little slick and I totally wiped out. I now have a permanent scar on my left elbow.

Omg, what kind of I Survived teas?




Glad you're okay though.

This story is more embarrassing if anything. This past spring I was coming home from class and I had like 3 coffee's that day so I had to pee like no other. So I'm trying to unlock the door, switching and moving around because it was so intense then I dropped my keys and I felt it coming, and I just couldn't hold it any longer and I just pissed on myself. I figured it wasn't that big of a deal because I was home, I'd take a shower, wash my clothes and all would be fine. Until my neighbor from across the hall came over to return my dads hammer that he had borrowed a few days back. I turned around like an idiot completely soaked in urine. It was the most awkward thing ever. He looked at me and smiled and said "I'll be back". Till this day I can never make eye contact with him.

It's an accident, a humiliating one though.

OMG A van ran over you? Thank god you're okay.

I'm glad you guys are ok.


Well, I was hit by five different cars within two years. I was clipped by four of them and flew off the hood of one. I wasn't really hurt during any of the accidents.

There was another time when I was messing around in the woods with my friends years ago. We were playing on these vines and I reached out and completely missed the ****ing vine. The next thing I know, I'm tumbling down the ****ing hill and bouncing over rocks and sticks. I hit the bottom and landed in this pit of rocks and glass. I was ok, just sore.

I also flew off the front of a couple bikes back then as well. Never a fun experience.

I guess I'm lucky my country doesn't have winter anymore.

My dad died in one end of story.

The van didn't stop to check on you?

I know. It's silly but I feel like I'm kinda not human
The doctor said I should have a broken a bone or two. They told me that if I vomit for no reason withink one week, I should come back and get a CT scan.

I've been in a ton of bicycle accidents.

The worst was in 2005. I was 11 or 12 at the time. I was riding down a hill on a bike with my brother on the back pegs, when suddenly the chain snapped and the tires slid sideways and threw my brother and I off of the bike. He landed on top of me, and I slid down most of the concrete hill on my face. I passed out for a couple of minutes, and woke up in a neighbors car while they drove me home. I'm lucky that I didn't have severe scarring on my face. I had pebbles embedded in my face, and tiny cuts all over. It was nasty. And my knees and elbows were skinned pretty badly.

My first car accident happened in February of this year. It was 30 or so minutes after a school shooting down the street, so it was chaos. My stepfather and I were heading to work (we work together; he was driving), when he backed out of the driveway without looking, and a Prius slammed into the passenger side where I was sitting. The seat belt malfunctioned, and I slammed into the dashboard. The airbag in the dashboard didn't deploy, though. The airbag that's on the side of the window did, and hit me pretty hard in the head. It was a messy accident. When the car hit our car, we slammed into our mailbox (that we recently put in with a good 80 lbs of concrete) and ****ed a lot of things up.

i was dusting my room once and i have this huge shelf full of souveniers i get during my travels to Europe. i layed (like idiot i had an empty bed Dx) all of them out on the floor, and i was barefoot. my little cousin was there with my aunts and uncles and family, i think this was around Christmas or something, and anyway i was dusting the shelf and placing things neatly back on in my stupid autistic orders and categories.

my little cousin asked if she could keep playing with a few and i said it was alright, but once all the other things were put away and it was time to go out and have family time that i had to put them back. one of the things she asked to keep playing with was a tiny brass replica of Notre Dame cathedral. and the tip of it was pointy and sharp. and i was barefoot. you can see where this is going. unfortunately i didn't at the time.

it wasn't serious, but i had a small hole in my foot for months, and for a week or two i had a horrible limp. and there was blood, not gushing but enough to possibly scar my poor cousin for a few years

I was riding a bike, then an car suddenly opened the door and hit me You can imagine what happened next Couldn't walk normally for a week

what is it with you guys and riding up hills on your bikes omg

see this is one of many reasons why i never wanted a bike

I need to know how 5 cars hit you in two years, are you just very unlucky, or were you not paying much attention. Not trying to be mean, just insanely curious about that.


I never have been in that many serious accidents, but I have seen a really bad one.

My friend and I were waiting to cross the street to go to the store, and a motorcyclist (with no helmet) was coming by and he saw the group of people waiting at the light and tried to impress us all by revving the engine and passing cars on the right (single lane road with like a 25mph speed limit) and all of a sudden we hear a bang, and look down, and you see the dust cloud. Everyone screamed and called 911, and it turns out he, couldn't get back over in time, hit a telephone pole, flew off and didn't survive.

I was gonna make some French fries so I put a pot of grease on stove to let it warm up and junk. I put an ice cube because I wanted to see what happened. Then I put like five of them in there. The grease exploded and got all over the kitchen floor, counters, walls, etc. thankfully I was in the living room when this happened. I'm usually near the pot when I make French Fries