once upon a time, once albums were debuted
Haylor was concieved, we panicked and we knew
She’d hurt him, she’d hurt him, she’d hurt him, him, him, him, him.
at first we didn’t care, we figured she’d back off
she’d always got around, we thought she’d take a walk.
and desert him, desert him, desert him, him, him, him, him.
But she’s still here, in the city.
now we realize, and we can agree.

We knew she was trouble when snagged Styles.
how could we allow
Taylor to get him with her fake smiles
it seems he’s her’s now.
We knew she was trouble when she got Styles
so shame on us now
this fandom’s gettin’ kind of hostile
she’s gonna throw him in her “ex boy” pile.
oh oh oh trouble trouble trouble.
oh oh oh trouble trouble trouble.

now harry’s got it bad, they’re walking in times square
the fans can see it all, he doesn’t even care.
he’s blinded, he’s blinded, he’s blinded-ed-ed-ed-ed.
We heard they’re “so in love” from whispers on the street
but all she really wants, is a track for her cd
i hope he sees, i hope he sees, i hope he see see see see sees.
She’s so anal, a control freak
when he’ll realize, he’ll dump her next week.

We knew she was trouble when snagged Styles.
how could we allow
Taylor to get him with her fake smiles
it seems he’s her’s now.
We knew she was trouble when she got Styles
so shame on us now
this fandom’s gettin’ kind of hostile
she’s gonna throw him in her “ex boy” pile.
oh oh oh trouble trouble trouble.
oh oh oh trouble trouble trouble.

and the saddest fear, comes creeping in.
that we’d be pissed off, if he loved anyone, or anything,
yeah yeah yeah

and now we’re gettin’ angry cause she snagged styles
my dashboard hates her
let’s just say this **** better be worthwhile
cause if he dates her
she’s gonna put harry through some tough trials
and write an album with his name on file