I wanna hear 'em

The teachers at school. I remember one whispered in my ear in 3rd grade to "Sit still in that line before I throw your ass out that window" knowing I wouldn't take action because I was 8.

In 7th grade a teacher hit me for stepping on her bag. Like multiple times, THEN HAD THE NERVE to write ME UP for calling her a name and telling her not to touch me after. I told the Principal the whole story SO QUICK and them social workers were interviewing me so they could choose if she kept her job or not.

One time I was walking through an alleyway and some mess pulled her son's trousers down and he started ******** everywhere.

I remember at the Grocery Store this cute little girl was like "MOMMY CAN I PWEASE GET CANDY?" since they had Easter Candy everywhere in the store, and her mom said 'HELL TO THE NO.'.

Probably finding my way back to the hotel from the Nicki Minaj concert in Atlanta I'm a pretty suburban kind of guy.

Oh, I also worked in an ice cream shop with a bunch of people who were mad ratchet. Everyone except me was ghetto

my whole life is a ratchet experience

I was at Target shopping for halloween decorations and I over hear this little girl asking her mom for candy to give to Trick or Treaters and the mom says ''Gurl we ain't giving them trick or treaters ****. And we finna stock up on candy AFTER halloween, gotta get them sales hunny.''

and I was at a football game and we see 6 police helicopters and 5 policr cars and out of nowhere this chick comes running out of a house in a nightgown, slippers, and curlers in her hair

I was at my friends house (They're black) And my friends Mom came into my friends room because her little niece was in there. The mom is like "Lets go wash the boo boo off of you" picks her up by her leg, and then accidently smacks her against the wall.


My cousins ordered pizza, and the older cousin grabbed the younger, fatter cousins piece if pizza, so the little cousin picks up a drinking glass, Yells HELLL NO BITCH and throws it at him. He had to get like 5 stitches in his lip

Well I did just pee out the window right now during the hurricane and that **** was whipped 90 mph the other way

this happened a few months ago

I was just walking home from school when I saw a girl(maybe about my age) she looked drunk then she ran toward me and started reaching for my crotch . She was almost successful in grabbing my **** but then I ran away, she started chasing me down the block, then I lost her when I wet into a jeepney.

I was very thirsty and I was locked out of my apartment. I walked to McDonald's since I left next door to it. I went in the trash and grabbed a cup out of there. I washed it and poured soda in it My brother told me that everyone saw me!

Oooh boy. Basically my whole entire elementary school experience. I could write a damn book about those, but I'm just going to do the more memorable ones.

I was like 4 or 5,there was this girl on the school bus who would bully me. One time she had shoved me hard from my seat across the aisle to the other end of the bus, and another time she called me four eyes. I came home crying to my parents and then I think the next day, when I got dropped off my dad actually had me go on the bus and point her out. He stormed on and yelled at her at the top of his lungs in the finest Trini fashion, ending with ",,,,and don't you EVER call my daughter that again!!" Never messed with me after.

1st- My first grade teacher was a ****ing nutcase, she would flip out over the most trivial crap. I was kind of known for being a crybaby, and one time she yelled at me for the crime of rubbing my eyes. "What are you crying for NOW?!" I wasn't even crying, it was my allergies.

2nd- we were reading from some textbook and I REALLY had to pee. I was raising my hand for the longest and either my teacher didn't see or was sadistically ignoring me on purpose. By the time she gave me permission to go, I had only made it to the front of the room before pissing myself in front of everybody. My mom had to meet up with me in the bathroom to give me a change of clothes

3rd- Conducting a class investigation against my own friend over a lost marker.

5th- There was this fat kid who would bully me all the time. At the end of recess when all the classes were getting ready to line up, I started chasing him and one of my sneakers came off. A small group of girls in the next line started going "ewww" like they'd never seen or worn a sock before and in the heat of the moment I snapped at them to shut up. One of them, this short black girl started getting in my face and we started arguing, and she said "You have a problem!" and did the hand. It actually worked because I was too angry to think of a comeback.