I did not know the difference between Nelly and 50 Cent
Or the difference between Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera
When Fergie first went solo it took me forever to realize that she was actually from BEP. (That wasn't TOO long ago, but...I wasn't exactly that into music back then either.)
I didn't understand how people could read something without reading it out loud because I was just learning and that's how we would do it. So if I saw somebody reading something without saying anything, I thought they were just looking at the pictures? And I thought the White House was in Washington STATE not Washington DC for too damn long. I thought that political parties were like your heritage where it was something that was in your genes, like you'd be born a democrat or a republican, etc.
the difference between Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera
The only time that I confuse them is when Christina's
glow after her Whopper (Jr., she's on a comeback diet)
causes Britney to appear as a silhouette in front.
I used to think all boys were left handed and all girls were right handed. I also used to think that when you were driving, if you let go of the steering wheel it would automatically go straight for you haha. I thought that everybody who was driving was all just in a giant race
I don't know what you call this thing they put on the streets to make vehicles slow down in english but in my country, it's something like "lying policeman"
I remember I would freak out every time we were in a car and someone said "Look out! a 'lying policeman'" because I thought we had almost run over an actual policeman
I used to think I has some kind of disease because my dick shoots out this vvhite grainy liquid everytime I masturbate, vvhich I thought it vvas something unusual. But then I heard my parents have sex and things changed
I use to think that I was a real Prince like Prince William and Harry cause my first name is Prince
I used to think that black people were black cause they spent too much time in the sun
I used to think that the Cold War was like WWII like it had battles and everything
I used to think that people who played Football in H.S. will automatically play in the NFL when they grow up.