I didn't know where to post this as this story was popstar related. Mods, move it if you want to.

Chapter 1:

Christina Aguilera woke up to birds singing out of her windows. It was a delightful morning until...

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Christina Aguilera woke up to birds singing out of her windows. It was a delightful morning until Keri Hilson knocked on her front door. Keri really admired Legend X but...

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So Xtina then called her security to get Keri out of her mansion. She was shocked at the sheer disrespect.

So Xtina snatched the pizza from Keri Hilson and shut the door on her face. She heard Keri yell "AW HELL NAH BITCH!" as the door hit her in the nose.

I wish this thread had lived. I had such ideas for Xtina chasing down all the popstars of the world for the single slice of pizza.

Title change, sis?

Keri broke through security, opened the door and locked it behind her just as xtina got out of the shower....