News: NY Man Claims He Can Predict US Presidential Election

Raphy23

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Did you hear about this? A New York man claims to know who’ll win the US Presidential election next month because he has a foolproof prediction system that’s worked for the past 3 elections.
Jim Coniglione owns a dog poop collection service and he says he can correctly predict the winner of the election by the dog poop he picks up. Whichever candidate has more nuggets that look like them will win. Coniglione says he’s found way more poop that looks like Romney than Obama so he’s predicting Mitt Romney will win.
BTW, and I’m not making this up … locals refer to the man as the Turd Whisperer.

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Scene.

What kind of literal mess?

Callum

ironically he's talking **** too

Midnight

He owns a dog poop collection?

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Coniglione says he’s found waymore poop that looks like Romney

But dead @ the shade if it is indeed shade.

Twai

That is not the way I expected that article to turn out.

Raphy23

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Originally posted by Midnight

He owns a dog poop collection?

But dead @ the shade if it is indeed shade.

But last election he found more **** that looked like Obama.

princedonte

This sounds like a SNL Skit Chile this fool is a nut case

JoshBTW

I can do it too. The spirit of Michael Jackson told me these numbers in my sleep: 15-2-1-13-1

stoopidjenna

Well that's... different.

Arking

Trash

MissBreakaway

Omfg. So if Romney won, that would mean that he just won because he looks like dog poop

Hollywood.

Not at all what I expected when I came in here.

The Turd Whisperer?