Album: Janis HM - 'XD'

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Release Date: March 4th, 2013

Tracklist:
1. I'm Gigglin'
2. WEAVE (feat. Blood on the Dancefloor)
3. Bondage and Dieting
4. We Are All Uterus
5. 55 (feat. LiL BONNiE)
6. Orphan (Meat)
7. XD (feat. Katy Perry)
8. Why?
9. Strong American Christian Redneck
10. L.I.L.
11. Finger My Rolls (feat. Rat Yo-Yo & Azealia Banks)
12. Luv2****
13. In Me (feat. Megan Marie)
14. Crust
15. 50 Shades of Janis

Singles:

WEAVE (Released November 15th)

In Me (Released February 14th)

Nii.

For more info please go to her official tumblr:

http://****yeahjanishm.tumblr.com/

ConnorSaysHi

what the actual ****

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Originally posted by Nii.

For more info please go to her official tumblr:

http://****yeahjanishm.tumblr.com/

Oops, that's just a fan tumblr. I forgot about her official tumblr: http://strongmarylandcountrygirl.tumblr.com/. The fan tumblr updates more, the official one is much more of a personal.

ConnorSaysHi

MESS.

Nii.

First official album review:

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Finger My Rolls: Finger My Rolls is an intriguing combination of electic music and sexual vibes. If you want a song to get you and your lover in the mood, this one's for you. Reports have shown, people who pay the $2 dollars to get the song early are all reported to be pregnant. Our favorite lyric is "Butter my fat down and stick your fingers deep inside. Once you get inside, JIGGLE IT SHAKE IT JIGGLE IT SHAKE IT. OHOHOHOHOOHO **** MY FAT".

50 Shades of Janis: 50 Shades of Janis is the longest song on the album. It describes her sexual endeavors with many partners. She holds back nothing on this song. Although we can't release too much, here is a lyric from this masterpiece. "50 yards of rope, tie me down. **** my throat. Make it great. Act like rape. ****,**** me with a rake."

Dracula *****: Janis has reportedly been quoted that "Dracula *****" describes her cat (***** cat). She says she's got the dopest, you will suck it like Dracula. On or off her near menopausal cycle, you'll be after this puss. This song has techno/dupstep influences, and is produced by Katy Perry producer Dr. Luke. "Suck the blood out of me. (now chanting) DRACULA *****. DRACULA *****. DRACULA *****. Bite it, it won't hurt, had 2 kids; make it burst. (chanting again) DRACULA ***** (x3)"

Bondage & Dieting: This is an amazing, sexual club banging piece. We haven't heard anything better since Mozart. This song is featuring Nicki Minaj (uncredited, due to their recent beef at BET awards). She talks about her dieting stragedies holds her down. She becomes as free as an angel with a whip in her hand in the bedroom. A lyric: "Eating butter like its icecream. Poppin booty like it's twerk team. Cuff me, **** me, eat me. Lean Cuisine."

In Me: Talking about "her god' in this nymphomaniac sexual crazed redneck lovesong. We can't reveal too much, it is due to be premiered very, very soon. It is the second single.

Weave: Produce + featuring BOTDF, an electric dance song w/ country influence, Janis talks about her sky black weave she wears as a "life long emo."

BBathHausOfGaga

a mess

Bliss

What in the world?

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XD (feat. Katy Perry)

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Originally posted by iputrecordson

What in the world?

Katy reached out to a fan, they made this masterpiece together.

Homewrecker

harajukuhyphen

Wow tracklisting looks promising

Ollie

but why Nii.

xAyana

The other pop girls could NEVUH.

stoopidjenna

What is this I'm confused

Twai

Queen Janis coming to slay your faves' careers

I've been excited for this album for a while.

cloudinthesky

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Originally posted by ConnorSaysHi

MESS.

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Homophobia (Traditional family values)

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What is Beyonce

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Some stills from the first album promo:

It's gonna be in introduction to Janis and her family.