Christina Aguilera just tweeted the cover upcoming, hilariously named seventh studio album Lotus.
She's never given an indication that she has any taste at all (right down to the gratuitous, gaudy vocal running), but it seems like she's at least now owning her tastelessness? She's growing before our eyes. Good for her.
My theory is that her vagina is in the same place where they kept Daenerys' dragons for most of Game of Thrones last season.
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OH NO! A woman who has made a career of ignoring critics like these and continues to push boundaries for women and sexuality in American pop culture with pipes that can shame any auto-tuned, over-styled and vocally challenged singer and a critic STILL doesn't get it! Poor you.
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The Lotus flower is regarded in many different cultures, especially in eastern religions, as a symbol of purity, enlightenment, self-regeneration. A rebirth. That's what she's saying.
Gawker, always the classless haters.
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Go into the light, children! All are welcome!
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This is just a preliminary mock-up of the cover. In the area where you see a white glow now, the release cover will instead feature a tiny video screen that somehow plays a constant live video feed of the back of the buyer's head and shoulders.
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A riddle for Xtina;
Q: What time is it when not one of your friends is loyal enough to tell you this is ridiculous?
A: Time to get new friends.
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Venus fly trap?
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Lady Gaga ruined putting out good albums for everyone, it seems. Now albums and album covers have to make "statements" and every pop star rushes to make one. We know that she can sing, why doesn't she just ****ing sing and stop resorting to auto tuners? I've heard her latest song on the radio, it's honestly crap. Either she's just rehashing Bionic or it's.... something that she had in storage for a while and is several years too late for whatever trend she's going for.
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Her message, according to albums, seems to be that Christina Aguilera is a Stripped, Back to Basics, Bionic Lotus. Now Mariah Carey, according to albums, is a whole other charmbracelet.
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Well, all that hot air had to escape into the atmosphere out of somewhere, and if that cover was a video and not a photo(shop), I feel we'd see her blasting into random spiral patterns until fully deflated.
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the funny thing is you see less boob here than on The Voice.
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For someone whose weight is very much in the news, she knows how to double down.
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And the airbrushed album cover of the year goes to....
