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Discussion: What does UrbanDictionary says about your fave?
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What does UrbanDictionary says about your fave?
I was looking random things on urbandictionary and I randomly searched for Gaga..
1. Lady GaGa
Lady GaGa is a unicorn in a man suit.
I will explain.
Only unicorns can get away with wearing such glittery, weird clothes. And, since unicorns have no gender (they reproduce through rainbows.), she/he would have stood out in human society, therefore he/she chose a man suit to fit in.
Example:
Human A) OMC, that person just doesn't fit in. It's something about them... A magical air...
Human B) Oh, yeh, that's Lady GaGa. It's not a person at all, it's a unicorn.
and also..
2. Lady Gaga
A pop star who you wouldn't recognize if you saw her as her body morphs into a different image every day.
Person 1: Hey isn't that Lady Gaga over there?
Person 2: I don't know, she looks different in every picture I've ever seen of her.
Person 1: Oh, well maybe she'll get a role in the new Transformers movie.
Is your fave on urbandictionary? What does it say about her? 
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Rihanna
Having a large forehead. Like a sixhead or a sevenhead.
Damn, Angelina Jolie has a Rihanna too.
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3. Katy Perry 354 up, 87 down
Someone who gets a lot of nominations but never wins any of those.
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Katy Perry-ied
At the promenade, Karen got nominated for Prom Princess, Most Photogenic, Best Dressed Female and Best Smile.
She never won any of those. She got Katy Perry-ied.
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The Gospel
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mariah carey
Number one diva.
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Mariah Carey
the best singer in the world, one hot ass chick, best octave range
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Mariah Carey
She is the Goddess of music. She has a voice that is parralelled by no other. Her contribution to the music industry is amazing. She broke Hip-Hop and Pop boundaries with her song Fantasy with ODB (may he rest in peace) and set the scene for RnB music today with her album Butterfly.
She has the heart of an angel-providing workshops and motivation to underpriviledged kids with Camp Mariah, granting critically ill kids their final wishes with the Make-A-Wish Foundation, reinstitutionalising music programs in public schools across America with the Save The Music Foundation. She has donated the proceeds of her albums and singles to various efforts such as the train disaster in New York in 1993 where she gave ALL the money made from her inspirational song "Hero"(#1). Proceeds from her album "Unplugged" went to charity. Proceeds from her #1 single Thank God I Found You went to the American Adoptive Agency. These are just some of the things she does.
She writes, sings, produces all of her music. She is an artist that CREATES the most magnificant music in all the land!!
She is also one of the funniest people in all the land!!
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1. A musical artist with very minimal/no talent, Ke$ha is a term known as 'crack-*****', or a ***** who is addicted to crack cocaine. Despite having poor musicianship, Ke$ha is frequently played on the radio and is the voice of a generation of fellow crack-*****s who believe it to be okay to get "crunk" at 9 in the morning.
To compensate for her poor musicianship and horrendous outer-appearance, Ke$ha frequently likes to overuse makeup and glitter, giving her another appropriate term; "The Glam *****".
Ke$ha is 'under-talented' and 'overrated' because her musical abilities are considerably limited, but her songs are gaining alarmingly frequent airplay.
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1. any form of **** and glitter mixed in many variations.
2. song writer with no real singing talent being displayed just talking with auto-tune heavily applied.
3. an item of disgust and undesirability.
1. **** and glitter : Man that food was Ke$ha
2 Unpleasant : " id rather die then kiss Ke$ha "
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The act of sticking ones finger down another persons butt crack when it becomes visable, perhaps when they are bending over picking something up. In order for it to be a ligitimate Beyonce, the giver must see bare back and ass crack.
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I won't post Britney's definition, people are so mean
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Katy Perry
Someone who gets a lot of nominations but never wins any of those.
Derivatives:
Katy Perry-ied
At the promenade, Karen got nominated for Prom Princess, Most Photogenic, Best Dressed Female and Best Smile.
She never won any of those. She got Katy Perry-ied.
You're such a Katy Perry!
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The Best 
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The most beautiful looking and sounding band of boys that God could have possibly created. They are all so gorgeous, with thier beautiful accents and appeal. If only I could meet them all, very illegal things would be done.
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A UK based pop-crap group made up of five members:
Max (up the ass) George Jay (irish prick) McGuiness Siva (the black one) Kaneswaran Tom (suck it boy) Parker Nathan (two inch) Sykes
So far they have had massive success (mostly because they are stupidly attractive), having 3 uk number ones.
Most of there fan base consists of either of dumb blondes or mentally challenged gay males. Among us normal people they are the symbol of what's wrong with the music industry today. They are simply 5 good looking male models, singing like a walrus in a blender, given a nuclear power station to power there auto-tuner, signed by louis walsh to replace westlife and there you have, The Wanted.
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Since you already looked up Gaga, I decided to look up Ciara just for the hell of it and
Ciara
the first hermaphrodite to be a famous singer
A young, fair-skinned woman who reminds us that ANYBODY can make it i the music industry
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Originally posted by FelixMonster
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Omg
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Originally posted by QueenB
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Taylor Swift, a girl who sings "country" and who for some reason everyone seems to like. however, if you look into her eyes, you can plainly see the pure EVIL that hides there under that "innocent" persona.
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EVIL?
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OMG. What is this?! 
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Beyonce 291 up, 94 down
The act of sticking ones finger down another persons butt crack when it becomes visable, perhaps when they are bending over picking something up. In order for it to be a ligitimate Beyonce, the giver must see bare back and ass crack.
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1. carrie underwood
A great AI winner, she won season 4 of American Idol. Her Some Hearts album is coming out in November. She has a great voice and almost everyone loves her. Her voice is very powerful, and she is a great singer.
Carrie Underwood is awesome.
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2. Carrie Underwood
Carrie was born in Checotah, Oaklahoma on March 10th, 1983 to parents Carole and Stephen. Carrie joined her older sisters, Shanna and Stephanie. Carrie grew up on a farm, along with her 5 dogs and 2 cats. She is the true definition of a country girl.
On May 25, 2005 Carrie beat out Bo Bice for the title of American Idol. Since then, she toured the country with the rest of the top 10, and she has recently released her debut album Some Hearts which debuted at #1 on the Country charts and #2 on the Billboard Hot 100 list.
Carrie is currently preparing for her tour which will begin in March 2006, where she will open for a popular Country music artist.
Carrie Underwood has a bright future ahead of her.
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3. carrie underwood
The Winner of American Idol 2005, Her pure voice and her amazing talent has captivated millions of americans and has become the person every teenage girl wants to be. Her ads for Skechers and Hershey's proves she is multitalented and her upcoming album "Some Heart" being released on November 15th, is likely to be come a huge hit!
Carrie Underwood=Country's "IT" girl
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11. Carrie Underwood
The winner of one of the seasons of American Idol who used to be a good, humble singer but now is an arrogant *****. She recently wore 9 different dresses to one award show, since one is apparently not good enough for her.
Friend of Tony Romo: "Hey, weren't you with that Carrie Underwood chick?"
Tony Romo: "Yeah, but she's a bitch so now I've got Jessica."
You know things are bad when Jessica Simpson is an upgrade.
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Most are nice, but some are just plain ignorant.
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Urban Dictionary must be home of all the Lambs, cause all the praise under Mariah Carey is just 
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Britney Spears
Overweight recycled hilbilly known for embarrassing herself in public when called upon to perform, for frequently birthing children, then losing custody of them, and for demonstrating her social skills by driving in city traffic with her bare feet propped on the dashboard; formerly, an underaged pop singer whose primary marketing attribute was gyrating scantily clad so as to provide masturbatory material for older men.
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Britney Spears
A mechanical pop robot; basically a puppet; a *****; a talentless pop star who thinks that showing skin increases record sales (Amy Lee is determined to help prove that false).
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I have never seen such ruthless drags before.
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Britney's People are so damn mean
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Originally posted by Sloth
I have never seen such ruthless drags before. |
I don't even like her but I felt bad 
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