Well?

I don't think anybody could be insulted by this.

Just don't be specific or drag something you don't believe in, and we should be good.

Let's not have an argument this time.

I'm not religious but I am very spiritual.

I believe in God/Jesus but I don't go to church often.

Not religious at all
Spiritual a little

Both, lean more on spiritual though.

I think this is a much better approach.

I'm more spiritual.

I used to be religious when I was younger. Life was good back then. It's a mess now that I'm no longer.

I believe in ghosts.

I believe in God/Jesus and try to go to church a lot but fail.

That doesn't make that.

Not really but it is my habit to pray at night and to hear mass every sunday.
My day isn't complete if I haven't done those.

Can I be both?

neither

Neither, but I guess I'm spiritual on occasion.

Where's the "neither" option?

Add one if you'd like.