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5 other things KStew should apologize for
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Now, Kristen… I can understand why you (and your publicist) would want to apologize for your role in this particular scandal.
But I can’t for the life of me understand why you would ever think to stop at just one mea culpa. The way I see it, you owe us all a hell of a lot more than that. In fact, here is my list of five things I would like - natch- demand you apologize for.
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5. Making me watch this YouTube Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=V_Qrt1k8qHo (Won't embed)
Now I’m sure “Nutty Madam,” as she’s known in YouTube-land, is really, really nice when she’s not obsessing over all things Twilight, but when exactly is she not obsessing over this?
But this isn’t about her. It’s about you. I had to listen to her wail in pain because of what you did, Kristen. Now her pain, at least until my repression therapy kicks in, is my pain.
4. Tricking me into thinking Jodie Foster had a son in Panic Room
When I first saw Panic Room, I thought, for a great deal of its length, that you were a Culkin. Which ruined the movie for me because I kept thinking, “Do we really need another Culkin?”
3. Acting both superior and stoned during interviews
Look, I don’t want to assume anything, but have you watched yourself on the talk show circuit?
Because it looks like you don’t know where you are. Or, when you do look like you know where you are, you look like you’re bored to death to be there.
Whatever is going on, be it nerves or herbal refreshments, please down an energy drink, smile and lose the disdainful “over-it” attitude because it’s not an entertaining interview.
2. Your abysmal award acceptance speeches.
Umm… Ahh… Uh… Like … Um…
Ugh!!! I officially cannot watch the MTV Movie Awards until they stop giving you trophies.
Prepare a friggin’ speech! Seriously. You know you’re going to win (you always do) so, for the love of God, write something beforehand. Because, right now, you make Taylor Swift sound like Maya Angelou.
1. Your lip-biting performances in all of the Twilight movies.
You weren’t given a lot to work with in the character of Bella, as she is one of the most aggressively one-note characters to ever grace the page or screen.
But, and let me be as clear as possible about this, the constant lip-biting, looking at the ground, playing with your hair, bored, airless, stammered speech thing you’re doing isn’t acting. It’s torture. I paid actual money to be tortured. By you.
(I beg you to not try this at home)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=zKKAVYI7vdU (Won't embed, but watch it's hilarious  )
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