Twice a day.

Sometimes Once a day when I'm lazy.

When I wake up & before go to sleep

Most of the time I do it once at night, but I brush for like 15 minutes.
When I don't feel lazy I do it twice.

Twice.
I floss religiously
Mouthwash religiously
Chew gum constantly.

I'm obsessed with having clean, white teeth and fresh breath

2-3 times a day.

Two or three times a day.
Once in the morning and once at night. If I brush three times, the third usually takes place around lunch time or before going out in the afternoon/evening.

Twice, Three if i go to school.

Once a day.

2 times a day. When I first wake up and after dinner.

Does anyone here feel really weird when brushing their teeth after waking up then proceeding to eat breakfast that will now taste like mint?

3 times a day

.

But sometimes more on a bad day.

Jesus christ you guys, three times a day?

I've gotten so used to it that it doesn't bother me at all anymore. I hardly notice it. It sure feels better than eating it with my mouth all nasty and germy. I know quite a few people brush after eating breakfast but I just cannot and will not.

once a week