We know. You're sitting there right now at your computer scouring the Internet for any and all news on the highly anticipated guaranteed box office blockbuster that nobody asked for, Scary Movie 5. You're in luck!
Bloody Disgusting reports that Craig Bierko will return this time as “Dan”. In Scary Movie 4 he played Tom Ryan, a spoof on Tom Cruise’s character from War of the Worlds. He joins the previously announced Erica Ash and Ashley Tisdale in Malcolm Lee's sequel.
Scary Movie 5 will spoof Black Swan, Paranormal Activity, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, and 127 Hours. David Zucker, who wrote and directed both Scary Movie 3 and 4, will also be returning to co-write and produce the fifth installment alongside director Malcolm Lee.
I love The Tiz dearly, so much that I'm going to be honest. This film will flop. No Anna, no Regina. Why the hell did they think it was a good idea for another sequel, especially the one without the people that MADE the film.
