Man divorces his wife because she won't give up her 550 cats
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BEERSHEBA, Israel, May 27 (UPI) -- An Israeli man says he wants to divorce his wife because she refuses to part with her 550 cats.
The man, whose name was not reported, petitioned the Rabbinical Court in Beersheba for divorce from his cat-loving wife this past week, The Times of Israel, Jerusalem, reported Sunday.
He told the court he was unable to sleep in the couple's bedroom because his wife's hundreds of cats were constantly sleeping on the bed.
The man said the cats also blocked his access to the bathroom and did not allow him to cook in the kitchen, the Hebrew daily Maariv reported Wednesday. When he sat down at the table to eat, the cats would jump up and steal his food, he said in his divorce request.
The couple tried to reconcile as ordered by the rabbinical court; however, the wife was unable to part with her pets and instead decided to part with her husband.
When he sat down at the table to eat, the cats would jump up and steal his food
I would've been pissed. I remember my aunt's chihuahua hopped up on the table and stole a sandwich I just made while I was in the bathroom. I was only in the bathroom for about 30 seconds, but the whole ****ing sandwich was gone by the time I came back out. His face was full of mayonnaise.
The wife has to give up the cats.
