Have you ever been in a situation where you accidentally say something at the wrong place and time, and inadvertently cause some drama/tension

Today I was in line at some falafel stand after going out, and I was telling my friend Robert about this joke on Community about a one armed drug dealer.

Yeah there was a guy with ONE ****ING ARM behind me.

His friend started making a scene, and I had no clue what was going on because I didn't notice that the one armed guy WAS ONE ARMED.

He said not to worry about it, and that he was too high to even care () but I was mortified.

Any of this **** happen to you?

Ive just said that i'm Bi and i love him (one of my friend) yesterday.

Its just because he looks so much like Zayn malik. I cant even help .

I hope everything will be alright tho, i know he's a straight.

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Girl I don't eat that filth but my friends do.

I do this ALL THE TIME, especially at work.

Let's see, a few weeks ago, I had a customer (an older woman) come through my checkout with some flowers. We were talking for a couple of minutes and I made a joke about not letting her cats/dogs get in them and how annoying pets are, and her smile turned to a frown. I asked what was wrong and she said, "We just had to put my dog, the only one I've ever had, down the other day... And these flowers are for her grave."

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Omg

It's amazing after a night out thou

Back in high school we were discussing how people wore the most ridiculous things in hot weather. So, I recalled the summer my cousin, friend and I were walking around. A transvestite came around the corner in a belly shirt/belly jacket, skin tight pants, and these big ass furry boots in 90 degree weather. Aside from the purple eye shadow, his make up was on point. Everything else went together but those big ass boots. I digress...

Moving on, no one laughed, though I expected my cousin to. I'm gay and my friend's a lesbian, so I'm assuming that's why we weren't laughing. The boots caught me way off guard, tho.

Back to the discussion in school, I'm telling the class about it and all of a sudden everyone gets quiet and their faces look as though their trying to warn me. So, I turn around slowly to see what the hell everyone seemed to be looking at. Little did I know, he was in class that day. He was sitting in the back of the room, eyes squinted.

I made my way out the room so I could get all my laughing out. It wasn't like I was coming for him. I was just talking about those big ass furry boots.

Yep.

I went to a dance show last saturday to support my dance team friends. So, the shows starts with this opening act of dances, as if they are telling a story. The theme this year was "Once Upon a Time" so the dances were sorta themed around that.

Alright so, at one point the act, my former crush Jonah, comes out in this classic Disney Prince outfit. I wasn't expecting that at all and he also looked SO cute in it. I ended up blurting out "OH MY GOD" from the audience, in the form of Janice from Friends, and the audience was quiet, so I wasn't sure if he heard me.

I told him afterwords that I wasn't expecting him to come out in that prince outfit, and that if he heard someone blurt out Oh my god, it was me. Apparently he didn't hear me, so I just made things awkward. And then I posted a Facebook status about it, and that made things worse even though I made it a general status without mentioning names.

Jonah has been bitchy to me this past week and he keeps giving me dirty looks or walking away from me so it's annoying the **** out of me.

Omg one time in high school this stupid bitch fell down some stairs (a couple football players ran into her and she just went FLYING), and she came to my social class with a broken arm and this HUGE bruise on her face.

Anyway my friend Leticia (who is so funny, but the bitch has no tact at all) waltzes into our social class, smacks her ass down beside me and behind this mess of a girl.

She looks at her, and then looks at me with this weird look.

Two seconds later I get a text that says "Yo, did the girl in front of me get her ass beat?" and I starting laughing my ass off, and ended up dropping my phone.

Then the stupid **** picked it up and read the text and she's hated me ever since. No biggie though, I never liked ha anyway

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Not sure if this counts but, I was asked to read the responsorial psalm in one of our mass for school and instead of saying "Let us pray", I accidentally said "Let us play" (Cause we usually play badminton after that)