Discussion: ATRL, Rewrite the Lyrics

Midnight

Pick a song, any song, and rewrite the lyrics as you see fit. Parody, guest verse, new chorus - take it anywhere you want.

*Inspired by Jameson Teqkilla and Mrs. Mbedzi.

Ring The Alarm ft. Mrs. Mbedzi

Ring the alarm!
I been through this too long!
But I'll be damned if I see another chick on his arm!

I'm gon' be servin' you some cat meat and some dog feces.
It's in the pot on the stove.
You can eat it cold.
Gonna make you eat that whole pot, shove it down ya throat.
Cat meat you'll be eatin', hoe.
'Cause you was cheatin', hoe.
Dog feces down ya throat.
Dog feces down ya throat.

Ring the alarm!
I been through this too long!
But I'll be damned if I see another chick on his arm!

Your turn.

Jkawaii

"I'm addicted to facebook, coz I'm an attention *****
I'm addicted to facebook coz I get likes for my boobs"

HumanitySector

Where Have You Been (ft. Chris Brown)

...
[Rihanna]
Where have you been
Cause I never see you out
Are you hiding from me, yeah?
Somewhere in the crowd

Where have you been,
All my life, all my life
Where have you been, all my life
Where have you been, all my life

[Chris Brown]
I've been so far away
far away from you babe
but I'm back from the crowd so

Gimme dat ass back baby (gimme dat)
I've been missing your touch
I wanna lick you again
I wanna **** you again
because

You already know
I can please and love you all night long
...