BREAKING NEWS - Rachel Lester takes Madonnas Place
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ANNOUNCEMENT (BREAKING) Feb 5th, 2012 8PM
Make sure to tune into FOX this Sunday at 6:30P.M./5:30 C for kickoff. Rachel Lester has massive promo lined up for the entire week of February the 5th and it will be impossible to miss, however, the Superbowl Halftime show will not be an event to miss. Halftime times to be announced later.
The entire universe will experience Rachel Lester's domination Sunday February 5th. The 'Better Than Madonna' Multi-diamond recording artist has promo that is going to be EON-breaking. Team Rachel is going to such great lengths internationally, that some individuals may experience cable/internet loss, power failure or suffer seizures.
The Superbowl for the first time will be aired in third world countries even. So many people are in demand of Rachel, even tribes in Africa with no technology are aware of her greatness. It is expected that the cost of the performance production is upwards of 200 Million.
Take heed when even mentioning the pop-star's name during this evening. Do not take the lord's name in vain.
