Have you ever been tricked in to buying fake apparel?
Black People were lining the blocks as they patiently awaited the release of the 2011 Jordan Concords last December, but not me. On December 28th, I, stacked with Christmas money, was on
http://www.jordanconcords.com/, ordering a pair. This was not the official Jordan website, and I did not do a background check to see if this site was legit, but I spent $109.00 buying these shoes anyway. This site said that I would have my order in 7 business days (which would be January 9th, 2012), yet I did not receive my order until January 23rd, after my mother yelled at them on the phone. Today, January 30th, I wore my new shoes to school and, just as I expected, all of the
Negro children marveled at my glorious shoes.
One boy who was going down the stairs as I was walking up patted the back of my shoes and smiled. He kind of congratulated me, but the boy who was with him said, "No, those are fake." This second boy is one bitch ass n*gga who has always been super shady to me. (For those of you whom I've told, this is the one who got an attitude because we have the same Polo t-shirt.) I just thought he was being the bitch ass he always was. It wasn't until Spanish class that my friend who bought a real pair from Foot Locker pointed out discrepancies on my sneakers in private.
I come home, watch a youtube video and verify that the shoes I bought were fake. Currently, I am pressed; Steam pressed; Pressed like dress pants; Pressed like the 'Stop' and 'Eject' buttons on the last CD player that played 'Bionic'.
(Don't report me, I'm just joking.
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Tell me about situations where you bought some fake ***** and either got embarrassed or was nearly embarrassed. 
