I don't know if one of these has been done, Because I'm kinda new here and I had a look and can't find one, but you basically post something that you want to say to someone, but can't.
Dearest Beyonce, first you run the risk of your child looking like Jay-Z which is bad enough and then you give it a dumb ass name like Blue Ivy what did she ever do to make you hate her that much?
"I love you, please stay, don't leave."
I just love myself way too much. I couldn't said that to the most important person in my life (no not a lover) cause I was worried that it would hurt my pride. And I regret it now. I'm such an asshole.