Skeletor wants to take Jennifer Lopez's Kids Away from Her!!
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Some source tells UsWeekly that Skeletor and JLo's child custody negotiations were going smoothly until he found out that her 24-year-old piece has been hanging around the kids. Skeletor is thinking about going against everything he promised to ruin that bitch. The source said, "He wants to make Jennifer suffer because she's having fun with someone new, and he knows this will hurt her on the deepest level."
Um. If JLo was a pool, she'd be all shallow end, so I don't know where the source is going with this "deepest level" ****. There's two levels in JLo's soul: the first is MONEY and the second is MEEEEEE! There's no basement. But Skeletor still shouldn't go through with this. If he takes the Dragon Tales Twins away, who is JLo going to ***** out in a magazine spread when she needs some quick attention? Without any kids to ***** out, she'll want to make some new ones with that Casper Smart troll. She'll hire a team of scientists to speed up Casper's puberty and make his balls drop so he can start churning the sperm out. Then they'll start spawning! Can you imagine what their babies would look like? I'm sure you just did and the image that terrorized your head looked a lot like Griphook with a pacifier in his mouth. So please, Skeletor, don't do this. Don't do this for humanity's sake!
She shouldn't have brought her kids around that man so early to begin with regardless if this story is true or not. It's far too early for that ****. She's so ****ing needy when it comes to men.
LMFAO @ the title of this thread. i feel bad for the kids period. let's not forget that Marc married Jlo days after his divorce with Dayanara Torres! and his sons (with Torres) were asking their mom why their dad had moved on so quickly and she hadn't. also, she (Dayanara) is legally NOT allowed to speak about ANYTHING about her marriage to Marc to the press or anyone else. unless she wants Marc's lawyers on her case. so whether the story is true or not, neither one is an angel. and i would not be surprised if Marc would stoop to this level. given all the ******** he has done to Dayanara.
Are you allowed to use gossip magazines as a source? LOL at the Mariah stans jumping all over this. Biggest Jlo haters on the net. This story has no direct quotes and is made up gossip crap.
Are you allowed to use gossip magazines as a source? LOL at the Mariah stans jumping all over this. Biggest Jlo haters on the net. This story has no direct quotes and is made up gossip crap.
Dude shill, Im not attacking Jennifer, I LOVE her, Im just commenting on what the word on the street is
Im not saying its the absolute truth, nobody knows the absolute truth and nobody will ever will
UPDATE: Marc Anthony's rep released a statement to "Extra" saying, "These allegations are false. Marc thinks the world of his kids and would do anything for them. There is no change in the custody proceedings and is looking to have joint custody. Marc last saw Max and Emme two weeks ago and is traveling to Los Angeles to spend the holidays with all of his children."
Are you allowed to use gossip magazines as a source? LOL at the Mariah stans jumping all over this. Biggest Jlo haters on the net. This story has no direct quotes and is made up gossip crap.
What is there to hate on? all I said was she shouldn't have brought her kids around a man she just met, there are photos of her with her kids with her new boy toy at the beach. It's a bad parenting choice and just tacky regardless if this story is true or not.
Im sure he's not happy seeing another man playing with his kids so soon but no way would he want to take them away from their mother. Apart from anything else it would be bad publicity for him.