These are just
stereotypes, so do not get offended. All in jest.
The Bey-Hive
Members: primarily lanky, dark-skinned black queens and medium complected, plus size women.
Sexuality: Classy older women, ****ty young women, ****ty gay men, and ****ty gay men who pretend they're classy.
Age Range: From *****-popping middle schoolers to single parents (usually of multiple children, various baby daddy's) in their late 40's.
Characteristics: Will always pretend to be more intelligent than you, regardless of whether they obtain a G.E.D. or not. Will get absurdly offended if anything even remotely negative is said about their fave (yes, even stating you don't like Beyonce's hair style is considered a criminal offense in their mind).
The Navy
Members: Hispanic, biracial, and non-racist white men, ****ty white girls who don't know how to dance.
Sexuality: *****.
Age Range: 12-25, at the very most.
Characteristics: Think they are fashionable, into trends, and will act bitchier than they really are. Will experiment with hair, clothes, etc., just to seem unique.
Little Monsters
Members: Primarily white, overweight, and/or acne-ridden. All are members of the LGBTQ community, no exceptions.
Sexuality: An extreme range from never-will-get-laid-Virgin to will-give-handjobs-to-strangers-in-public-Street-*****s.
Age: Young Teenagers and flamboyant gay men in their late 20's wishing they were young still.
Characteristics: In their mind, will always be more unique, creative, and intelligent than you. Will stand up for "hot button issue of the week" and act passionate about the cause. Likely to possess several tattoos and/or piercings. Will pretend being a social outcast is a good thing.
The Brit-Bots
Members: Primarily white gay men and women, generally more feminine than most. All black Britney fans have most definitely been called "white-washed" several times throughout their childhood.
Sexuality: Promiscuous without quite teetering into ****ville.
Age: Probably oldest of the fan groups, due to her straggler stans from the early days. 16-30 ish.
Characteristics: Generally simple-minded, strong aversion to anything ethnic. Likely to be the wealthiest of all the stan groups.
The Drunken *****$
Members: Those with criminal records, high-school dropouts, and future court-mandated AA attendees.
Sexuality: Will do a lot for a little. Anything goes.
Age: Young, but will look a minimum of 10 years older than they actually are, due to heavy drug use.
Characteristics: Generally easy-going and fun people, likely the life of the party. Do not wake up before 2pm. Thrifty shoppers. Not on good terms with soap or sobriety.
Barbies and Kens
Members: Primarily black, low-income, and low on education level.
Sexuality: Flaming *****s.
Age: On the young side, 15-25.
Characteristics: Ghetto. Will be most likely to get a soon-to-be-regrettable tattoo of their fave. Most likely to get into a fight at a McDonald's. Can be spotted wearing too-tight clothing and a pink wig. Oddly enough, 0% of these stans know what an actual Barbie looks like.
