A girl in my english class in 9th grade once asked if they speak English in Australia.
I get asked dumb questions all the time when I'm in Minnesota with the bf.
Do they have toilet paper in Ireland?
Do you have computers in Ireland?
What language are you speaking? (while speaking English with my toned down accent)
''Does liberalism have anything to do with Libya?''
''I thought Osama Bin Laden was some sort of Turkish soup.''
''So if America is a continent, what is North America then?''
''Isn't Iceland the capital of Antartica?''
''Is it true that water has less calories than coke?''
''So if he's white, how come he's born in South Africa?''
''Don't elephants lay eggs?''
When I was in Greece in a café with a bunch of American tourists.
''is it true that you guys wear clogs and smoke weed all day and pluck tulips?''
''Do you guys have electricity?''
''What does Dutch bread look like?''
''Are all Dutch people latino-looking?"''